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# I dun a zombie film vector for a film most people have actually heard of!
It's a tad more quick and dirty than usual but it came out OK I reckon.

CFB (B=Blog)
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Very nice work!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:10, archived)
# it came out beautifully
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:12, archived)
# yes!
but i'd heard of a lot of your others too :)

great work as ever.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:15, archived)
# Nicely!
Right, the laptop has been plugged into the router, found the net and now the router's back in this one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:15, archived)
# Don't forget to re-calibrate the Flux Capacitor while you're at it.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:19, archived)
# So far verdict is: beat laptop up with cutlass and blame citylink.
Thoughts?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:20, archived)
# sounds like a plan
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:23, archived)
# OR I could wait for a lorry to come along
and throw it in the road.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:24, archived)
# Praise Allah.
That should work.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:23, archived)
# He's studiously ignoring my technical woes today.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:24, archived)
# Then CURSE ALLAH!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:27, archived)
# That's a bit harsh.
Poor bunny, he's got stuff to do. One bird's laptop is hardly a concern. He invented IT blokes for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:28, archived)
# Nobody invented IT blokes.
They just emerged from the swamps, like mudskippers and the like.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:30, archived)
# Do they all drink guinness then?
Hang on, out of all the IT guys I've dated they all did.

:O
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:32, archived)
# Well I work in IT,
and I drink Guinness, so yes, that sounds like it's correct.

I'm not a programming geek though. Just a Designer. I don't want to be mistaken for one of 'that' lot.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:35, archived)
# I own a designer. He doesn't drink guinness though.
I do. Well, I would but it's a billion calories a pint.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:37, archived)
# Calories = Tastiness

(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:43, archived)
# Worst kind of calories.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:44, archived)
# hmm
mebbe i should become an IT guy then :(
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:35, archived)
# He did?
Then I stand by it.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:30, archived)
# Nooo there's a lovely one at my work.
I just want to cuddle him, he's so sweet. AND we've got one called Babar.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:31, archived)
# Well the one at my school is a self-righteous cock.
Babar? Is he an elephant in a suit?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:34, archived)
# I don't know I've not met him.
He sent me an email yesterday. I'm very excited, I might go wandering to see if I can find him. He'd probably hate me cooing over his name though, bet he gets it all the time. But aww.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:34, archived)
# At least both of his names aren't Italian cities.
I mean for fuck's sake!
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:38, archived)
# Careful, I might start reading the phone book.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Well i've got a few years while you learn to read at least then.
Also I should add that neither are technically city names verbatim. In Italy, and I think in some other European countries, instead of surnames being occupations or such they would usually just be Da Vinci or of whatever town they were of.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:42, archived)
# I'm going to get an adult to help.
That's what the TV always tells me to do.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:43, archived)
# I told you not to trust those transvestites.
Anyone who dresses in lace as recreation is untrustworthy, that's like trying to relax by repeatedly rubbing sandpaper all over your ocipital lobe.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:46, archived)
# What if they dress in lace
as part of their job?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:48, archived)
# Well if their job is some kind of erotic entertainer then that's fairly reasonable.
If they're a builder, then less so.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:50, archived)
# What if they're a builder/escort?
Come round, fix your house, take you out for the night?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:52, archived)
# They'd have to change though, I'm fairly sure health and safety prescribes not only hardhats but tough jean like material to prevent grazes.
Although I'm fairly sure I made that up.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:56, archived)
# I don't think
you work for health and safety.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:59, archived)
# Not really.
I strive more for pain and peril.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:00, archived)
# The way mine's made me have my chair
you'd fit right in.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:04, archived)
# That was just a noise.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:09, archived)
# Just leave some iced buns around.
You'll soon lure him out.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:39, archived)
# :D hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:42, archived)
# Oh yes-
Mini tip: With XP I found it was best to disable the Ethernet connection in Network Connections when I wanted to use wireless.
It probably won't fix the problem, but it sometimes lets programs know which it should be trying to use.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:21, archived)
# Right, I have relayed instructions.
....we're in network connections. Where am I going?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:22, archived)
# Right click the Wired connection and click Disable.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:26, archived)
# Do you mean in the tray thing down the bottom
or in control panel/network connections?

Sorry, I know we're being dim.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:27, archived)
# Control Panel > Network Connections, I believe.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:30, archived)
# It's not saying 'wired connection' or 'ethernet connection'
anywhere. I'm very confused. You're dead sweet for trying to help though, it must be like trying to teach physics to a snail.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:33, archived)
# Hmm. Local Area Connection, perhaps?
Don't worry about it, anyway. As I said, it's unlikely to be the cause.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:36, archived)
# Why is this beyond me?
I should be GOOD at this. I wasted all my intelligence for today grappling with excel, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:39, archived)
# Wireless networking is beyond everyone.
It obeys its own special logic that it hasn't told anybody the rules of.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:41, archived)
# Good, I'm glad it's not just me.
I'll put the vodka and aspirin away.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:49, archived)
# My default position on hardware issues is
"Burn a Ubuntu Live CD".
Ubuntu's pretty good with laptops and wireless now, and you can run it without installing anything. If Ubuntu can work it then at least you know the wireless card is functioning properly.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:50, archived)
# But if it doesn't work
how do I put XP back on? I didn't install it, it came with it.

Bless you, I know, I'm infuriating.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:53, archived)
# Live CDs don't install anything,
it runs off the CD.
Very handy.
Just burn it, stick it in and reboot.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:56, archived)
# This is the most applicable woo ever.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:15, archived)
# You get bonus points there for sure.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:18, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:22, archived)
# That's a terrible likeness of Yoko
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:16, archived)
# Nice
ace film as well
shame about deathproof
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:17, archived)