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# HAHAHA
swedish lesbians in black current jam...
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:53, archived)
# "I'd rather not talk about it."
"Why? Is it embarrassing? Shit your pants, did you? Cry did you?"
"Quite the opposite, actually."
"What, you sucked water in through your eyes?"
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:56, archived)
# rofl
we've got to be firm about the breasts and the breasts have got to be firm.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:58, archived)
# but
the cunt can be like a netto carrier bag
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:59, archived)
# Only joking, it's good for morale you know.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 1:01, archived)
# Musky, musky fox, musky sly old foxy stoat, minky musky sly old stoaty stoaty stoat
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 1:03, archived)
# "You realise that paper is upside down sir."
"So are my eyes."
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 1:06, archived)
# hahahaha
brilliant.

i've been watching filthy,rich and catflap for the first time in aggggggges.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 1:07, archived)
# I saw one of the episodes on Dave at some time and day of the week I can't recall.
I've seen them all before though, not really great. Although the "I've always thought....that cornflakes....look a bit like people." bit was great.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 1:09, archived)
# not as good as bottom or the young ones..but still a bit of fun
also watched mr jolly lives next door. probably my fave rik and ade thing eeeeeever.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 1:13, archived)
# I was going to say never heard of it, but then a quick google told me it was one of the Comic Strip Presents.
Don't think I've ever seen it though, I haven't even seen any of The Dangerous Brothers stuff other than clips from best of type shows.

If you lived closer I'd so come round to your house and savagely bum you and your comedy.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 1:18, archived)
# got the dangerous brothers and the comic strip boxset
the latter is a total must.

and bum me anytime.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 1:21, archived)
# *holds nose*
"Pheeb!"

*bums in a tender way, with sensual oils and only slight anal tearing*
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 1:23, archived)
# This is a statement I totally agree with
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 1:02, archived)
# cor!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 1:04, archived)
# It's totally true.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 1:08, archived)
# a bit of sticky tape will soon sort mine out.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 1:16, archived)
# *buys sticky tape*
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 1:33, archived)