Something very odd's just happened.
A pikey old man who looked very like Mickey Rooney just turned up on the doorstep and asked me if I have any scrap metal.
It was all I could do not to ask him if he liked dags.
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 13:42,
archived)
Sorry
I thought you were out.
(
Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 13:43,
archived)
Well..
do you have any scrap metal?
(
The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 13:44,
archived)
No, funnily enough.
This is a flat, not a bloody breaker's yard.
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 13:45,
archived)
well
do you have any crap metal then?
(
Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 13:47,
archived)
his mates will turn up later to try and collect it, for free
no doubt..
(
discomeats This canoe,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 14:42,
archived)