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# Something very odd's just happened.
A pikey old man who looked very like Mickey Rooney just turned up on the doorstep and asked me if I have any scrap metal.

It was all I could do not to ask him if he liked dags.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 13:42, archived)
# Sorry
I thought you were out.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Well..
do you have any scrap metal?
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 13:44, archived)
# No, funnily enough.
This is a flat, not a bloody breaker's yard.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 13:45, archived)
# well
do you have any crap metal then?
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 13:47, archived)
# his mates will turn up later to try and collect it, for free
no doubt..
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 14:42, archived)