
I trained myself to shit once mid-morning and once mid-afternoon. Just to break up the day.
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Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:36,
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If you can stretch them out to 10-15 minutes each go, that's almost half an hour of the day gone.
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Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:40,
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I could just say that I've been for a dump when if fact I've just been practicing the two a day method.
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Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:48,
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but more because I was being paid for it...
I also took fag breaks
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Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:40,
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I also took fag breaks

Your manager doesn't really care what you're doing if you're away from your desk. It's just the fact that you're away from your desk that matters.
If you're going to take a break, just go to the shops and get a coffee or something. There's no need to force out an unwanted turd.
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Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:41,
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If you're going to take a break, just go to the shops and get a coffee or something. There's no need to force out an unwanted turd.

how the fuck is that possible? once every other day and its hurts like buggery
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Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:29,
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But it passed the time. I've now settled into a comfortable 1 a day rhythm.
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