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# When I worked in an office for a couple of months,
I trained myself to shit once mid-morning and once mid-afternoon. Just to break up the day.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:36, archived)
# Great idea
I'll give it a go.
(Nelly, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:39, archived)
# Best of luck.
If you can stretch them out to 10-15 minutes each go, that's almost half an hour of the day gone.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:40, archived)
# I'll do my best
I could just say that I've been for a dump when if fact I've just been practicing the two a day method.
(Nelly, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:48, archived)
# this^
but more because I was being paid for it...

I also took fag breaks
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Interesting fact:
Your manager doesn't really care what you're doing if you're away from your desk. It's just the fact that you're away from your desk that matters.

If you're going to take a break, just go to the shops and get a coffee or something. There's no need to force out an unwanted turd.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:41, archived)
# or key the cunt's car
and wipe shit on the door handles
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:43, archived)
# This is also an acceptable option.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:44, archived)
# Luckily, I've managed to escape that environment.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:44, archived)
# two a day?
how the fuck is that possible? once every other day and its hurts like buggery
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:29, archived)
# I'm not going to pretend they were both magnificent beasts.
But it passed the time. I've now settled into a comfortable 1 a day rhythm.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:30, archived)
# my body ecology is too messed from irregular sleep and too much booze
and living on a diet of about 80% protein
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:38, archived)
# Well you're technically not allowed to be healthy as a student.
So good work.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:39, archived)