
But a crisp texture fight, it would be Wheat Crunchies.
That crunch was so wheaty.
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Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:43,
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That crunch was so wheaty.

so I looked them up. They look like (on the packet at least) nasty, wet noodles or something.
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Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:46,
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If you can imagine what a fossil would feel and taste like, if it was made out of crisps.
Although they'd be rather rubbish for you, as the best flavour by far was bacon.
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Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:50,
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Although they'd be rather rubbish for you, as the best flavour by far was bacon.

Why the fuck would I want to eat a fossil? That's nasty. And probably not vegetarian.
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