Hahahaha!I watched my cat have a shit once.
She was so desperate to get the poo out she went...
*strain*
*stttrrraaaiiinnn*
*ssssstttrrrraaaaainnnn*
*falls over onto her face, right out of the litter tray*
*poos into the air on the way down*
*poo lands on her back*
*licks poo off*
15 minutes later
*licks my face*
Me: Oh, lovely cat. I love you too. Aiiiieeeeee!
(She was so desperate to get the poo out she went...
*strain*
*stttrrraaaiiinnn*
*ssssstttrrrraaaaainnnn*
*falls over onto her face, right out of the litter tray*
*poos into the air on the way down*
*poo lands on her back*
*licks poo off*
15 minutes later
*licks my face*
Me: Oh, lovely cat. I love you too. Aiiiieeeeee!
Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch),
Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:09,
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