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# No Reason ...
(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:27, archived)
# you've made him look unrealistically tall
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:29, archived)
# I don't know your reasoning either
You've put me in the Land of Confusion
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:29, archived)
# France?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:30, archived)
# East France
Should I kill this horse and eat it? Should I surrender to my German neighbours?

It's a constant battle.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:31, archived)
# Wee wee.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:31, archived)
# Don't be silly.
China is the land of Confucian.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:32, archived)
# *slaps forehead*
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:34, archived)
# where you can't dance, and you're no son of mine
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:45, archived)
# also
there's not enough love to go round
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:57, archived)
# sounds like another day in paradise to me
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:01, archived)
# Where Jesus, he knows me
(I helped save b3ta! Parmesan Quality b4 Quantity, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:04, archived)
# but
he knows i'm right
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:04, archived)
# much as i hate phil collins and all that he stands for, We Can't Dance is a top album
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:16, archived)
# no
it's a ringing statement of truth.
he can't dance.
he can't sing.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:18, archived)
# Did you get anything nice at the shops?
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:23, archived)
# only a new bra
was £18, reduced to £2. i normally don't wear underwire, but i wasn't going to miss an offer like that!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:26, archived)
# Ace shopping, lady!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:31, archived)
# there is nothing finer than shopping
especially when combined with chocolate.

ooo, doctor who is on! 'bye!
*scarpers*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:37, archived)
# I can stand Invisible Touch
but mostly as I just got used to my Mum playing it when I was a kid.
(I helped save b3ta! Parmesan Quality b4 Quantity, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:22, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:09, archived)
# No reason either
Photobucket
(lickmyballsandscrotum, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:32, archived)
# ORANGE
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:34, archived)
# YOU GLAD I DIDN'T SAY BANANA?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:36, archived)
# NO.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:38, archived)
# FAIR ENOUGH.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:55, archived)
# BANANA
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:02, archived)
# CUNTY BOLLOCKS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:06, archived)
# naah
That is the perfect time to point and laugh. They really hate it.
(barandis, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:36, archived)
# May I debut...
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:00, archived)
# no, fuck off
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:01, archived)
# Sorry
All I head was 'mwah mwah mamh mawh'!

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:08, archived)
# jew cat am ANGRY!
really fucking angry
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:03, archived)
# yay!
it's never a bad time to mock religion!
*points at church and laughs*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:06, archived)
# YOU'VE BEEN DELETING OLD POSTS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:07, archived)
# I heard it's because she hates you and wants to deprive you of breasts.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:08, archived)
# i would NEVER
deprive people of my breasts!
they crave the attention, craaaaaaaaveee it!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:11, archived)
# WHAT A COMPLETE DOUCHE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:12, archived)
# yes.
*hangs head in shame*
i'm delaying my 10000 until i can sort out my booby pic. i won't do it anymore, i promise!
*sobs with guilt*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:09, archived)
# WHAT A COMPLETE DOUCHE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:12, archived)
# are you calling me a bag of fanny wash?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:16, archived)
# Hehe...fanny.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:21, archived)
# fanny is not arse
no matter what 'merkins may think.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:32, archived)
# It's my duty as a Pastafarian!
Otherwise all the pirates will die!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:07, archived)
# *glees*
i'm not a practising pastafarian, but i do like pirates
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:10, archived)
# ramen
I even said so on my census form:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:15, archived)
# proof!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:17, archived)
# You too you gayer:P
Do you have your old census form? I thought not! *tisk* not even fit to be a Jedi:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:34, archived)
# of course i've got it!
*jedis*
this will do nicely
*buggers off to watch doctor who*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:39, archived)
# You're not still watching it are you?
It's sell out shite!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:45, archived)
# Antisemite cat
will fucking get you for this, Jew boy
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:47, archived)
# I hope that's going out
rather than something going in...
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:04, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I watched my cat have a shit once.
She was so desperate to get the poo out she went...
*strain*
*stttrrraaaiiinnn*
*ssssstttrrrraaaaainnnn*
*falls over onto her face, right out of the litter tray*
*poos into the air on the way down*
*poo lands on her back*
*licks poo off*
15 minutes later
*licks my face*
Me: Oh, lovely cat. I love you too. Aiiiieeeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:09, archived)
# No Reason either
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:39, archived)
# the blank emotionless expression makes this all the more creepy
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:45, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:48, archived)
# cold dead eyes of a killer

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:09, archived)