b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 8331021 (Thread)

# 'OH HAMMY FIST'
'OH HAMMY FIST'
'WHY ARE YOU SO GRAB DESSIST'
'YOU REACH AND PROD'
'YOUR PORCINE WAD'
'YOUR HAMMY FIST'
'OH YOUR HAMMY FIST'
'IT IS MADE OF PORK'
-traditional
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 21:44, archived)
# PLEASE WRITE A BOOK.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 21:47, archived)
# I CAN'T, BECAUSE I AM FUCKING HAM FISTED!
AND I PRESS EIGHT KEYS AT ONCE

AND THE LAST TIME I USED PENS I LACERATED MYSELF AND LOST 8 PINTS (litres) OF BLOOD FROM SOME OR ALL OF MY MANY ARTERIES
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 21:49, archived)
# PERHAPS YOU COULD WRITE IT WITH A COMPLEX SERIES OF BLINKS AND SCREAMS?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 21:51, archived)
# YES THOSE THINGS IN THAT ORDER
WOULD BE ADVANTAGEOUS FOR BOOKMENT
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 21:58, archived)
# I LOVE YOU, DISCOMEATS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 22:00, archived)
# YAY YOU CAN WRITE THE PREFACE ON THE BOOK!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 22:07, archived)
# I'VE ALREADY DONE A DRAFT:
FTONG LAKBEHS SISGHIS DGUK SERYHES SJHNSD SFHJKUY DYJ AWRD OLM MNUBYF F F F RFSRBNYNSRT FRPPPPPPPPPUMLINGTONES HADAHKAHAKA FIRDDLE ELDERBERRY?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 22:22, archived)
# IT CAPTURES THAT MOMENT
OR ANOTHER MOMENT

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 23:05, archived)