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# a pixel version of some bestiality for some reason
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 21:33, archived)
# its simply lovely! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 21:34, archived)
# That's precisely what I wanted.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 21:35, archived)
# Fook.
I'll roll this out again.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 21:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 21:36, archived)
# best one ever
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 21:37, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 21:58, archived)
# Haha,
this is nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 22:01, archived)
# this x, is (no longer) red
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 21:39, archived)
# MY ISSUE IS THAT I HAM HAMFISTED.
I PUMMEL MY HAM DRENCHED KEYBOARD WITH THE HAMMY FISTS AND THEN WORDS APPEAR MUCH TO MY DELIGHT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 21:41, archived)
# "OH HAMMY FIST"
"OH HAMMY FIST"
"WHY ARE YOU SO GRAB DESSIST"
"YOU REACH AND PROD"
"YOUR PORCINE WAD"
"YOUR HAMMY FIST"
"OH YOUR HAMMY FIST"
"IT IS MADE OF PORK"
-traditional
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 21:44, archived)
# PLEASE WRITE A BOOK.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 21:47, archived)
# I CAN'T, BECAUSE I AM FUCKING HAM FISTED!
AND I PRESS EIGHT KEYS AT ONCE

AND THE LAST TIME I USED PENS I LACERATED MYSELF AND LOST 8 PINTS (litres) OF BLOOD FROM SOME OR ALL OF MY MANY ARTERIES
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 21:49, archived)
# PERHAPS YOU COULD WRITE IT WITH A COMPLEX SERIES OF BLINKS AND SCREAMS?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 21:51, archived)
# YES THOSE THINGS IN THAT ORDER
WOULD BE ADVANTAGEOUS FOR BOOKMENT
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 21:58, archived)
# I LOVE YOU, DISCOMEATS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 22:00, archived)
# YAY YOU CAN WRITE THE PREFACE ON THE BOOK!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 22:07, archived)
# I'VE ALREADY DONE A DRAFT:
FTONG LAKBEHS SISGHIS DGUK SERYHES SJHNSD SFHJKUY DYJ AWRD OLM MNUBYF F F F RFSRBNYNSRT FRPPPPPPPPPUMLINGTONES HADAHKAHAKA FIRDDLE ELDERBERRY?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 22:22, archived)
# IT CAPTURES THAT MOMENT
OR ANOTHER MOMENT

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 23:05, archived)
# ummmm
some sort of dogging going on there
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 21:36, archived)
# According to the BBC today, I think this is illegal now...
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7364475.stm
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 21:36, archived)
# utterly ridiculous
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 21:39, archived)
# oh ffs, Seriously injuring genitals is illegal!
thats silly!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 21:40, archived)
# I like to think "extreme pornography"
is like extreme ironing
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 21:43, archived)
# "FUCKING ON THE ROOF OF THE PYRENEES"
"IN AN AVALANCE"
"OH YEAH BABY"

oh and

"ON A SNOWBOARD"
"AT 120MPH"

now that's extreme pornography
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 21:46, archived)
# So what is extreme considered to be?
Yet again some moron gets offended and the other morons jump on the bandwagon.

(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 21:48, archived)
# anything that "Middle Class of West-Shielded-From-Reality, Surrey" doesn't like
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 21:50, archived)
# I reckon we should ban b3ta
It's for our own good really
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 21:52, archived)
# this is true
I can't remember having done anything productive since I found b3ta

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 22:19, archived)
# Everything apart from
looking at a woman/man then!
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 21:52, archived)
# don't forget violent fantasistic entertainment
so there goes the bible :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 22:06, archived)
# How dare you speak like that of the
holy bible and jeeeeeeeeesus! If caught you saying that, ooh you would be in such trouble.

But yes the story book called the bible would have to be banned along with all the other holy books... at last *ahem*
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 22:15, archived)
# from tradgedy comes stupidity
oh well, I'm sure the new law won't get abused

now, where's my list of people who've littered that will be prosecuted under anti terrorism legislation...
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 22:17, archived)
# Haha,
I'm writing a rant to the Daily Mirror about their portrail of the BNP ahead of the London Election. They have only focused on the BNP, not a word about UKIP, Christian Family Party or any of the other random mooks running for mayor. Especially as they haven't let the BNP candidate respond.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 22:20, archived)
# The Daily mirror, now that's a newspaper that cares about foreigners...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 23:57, archived)
# Are they going to ban action films where people (appear to) die
in case anyone's having a wank in the back row of the cinema?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 21:51, archived)
# Shit
They're onto me
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 21:53, archived)
# Don't stop.
Ironically, I was wanking over you wanking over the film.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 21:54, archived)
# not illegal til next week
but yeh, that's what i thought
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Pixel Pr0n!
I bet theres a market for that!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 29 Apr 2008, 21:38, archived)
# right here...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 21:43, archived)
# right now
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 22:11, archived)
# Aparently
Jesus agrees with all this
www.b3ta.com/board/8330785
(I helped save b3ta! King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 21:42, archived)
# those
are some naughty pixels...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 21:44, archived)
# hah!
how odd! source?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 21:47, archived)
# Self portrait?
Lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 21:47, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 21:59, archived)
# nooo!
for when the law changes we shall all be guilty of possessing such images

*clears cache*
*torches hard drive*
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 22:04, archived)