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# pff
you've got a better chance with femputer.
or the amazonians, they're all kinky snu-snu-hungry bitches.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 May 2008, 12:21, archived)
# I'm depressed enough as it is
I don't need my fantasies destroyed. Next you'll tell me Liza Simpson wouldn't go for me cause I'm a maths nerd
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 4 May 2008, 12:26, archived)
# she'd totally go for you!
5 minutes alone with her and you'd be harder than a quadratic equation
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 May 2008, 12:37, archived)
# That wouldn't be hard enough for penetration
x=(-b+/-sqrt(b^2-4ac))/2a
Bam! works every time...
Best make me a quintic...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 4 May 2008, 12:40, archived)
# NERD!
*runs away*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 May 2008, 12:43, archived)
# sorry come back I didn't mean it
oh no, not again. :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 4 May 2008, 12:45, archived)
# *runs back*
i'm only running off to my mum's because she's made roast lamb for dinner. 'bye!
*runs away again*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 May 2008, 12:54, archived)