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# Fuckered are you?
Fancy sharing?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:29, archived)
# Of course, come here and you may smoke as much as you please.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:31, archived)
# Zomgyhurrahs!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:31, archived)
# Polleny as fuck loveliness, it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:33, archived)
# *does a sad look*
I'M SO LONELY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:34, archived)
# *posts you an inflatable friend*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:36, archived)
# IS IT A POKEMON?
IF I HAD A POKEMON I'D BE SO HAPPY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:38, archived)
# yes :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:39, archived)
# Oh meester *hug*
No need. Capitano love abounds.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:36, archived)
# *cries down your top*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:37, archived)
# top of what?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:40, archived)
# You need a lovely big bubble bath.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:40, archived)
# I need some food. Our house has shit all. MAH TUMBLY IS HUNGY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:42, archived)
# I've only got healthy shit.
I can offer you bananas, apples, salad, turkey, leeks, celery or wholemeal bread.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:43, archived)
# can i have a banana and apple - do you have any orange juice?
if so i would like to make a fruit salad :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:45, archived)
# No, I've got tomato or pomegranate and apple.
And organic blueberry squash.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:50, archived)
# top one will do
chop into chunky bits, add juice and eat :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:52, archived)
# Tomato?
....you weirdo.

Please mean pomegranate and apple.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:54, archived)
# oh i thought it was all one thing
yes the pollygranite and apples please :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:56, archived)
# your cupboards are evil.
what happened to the chocolate???
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:46, archived)
# I have to keep losing weight, so I'm not allowed to buy it.
HOWEVER I have been to a birthday party tonight so have had trifle.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:49, archived)
# i've been to my cousin's
and eaten pizza with steak on it.
i also had far too much alcohol.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:52, archived)
# I didn't have any booze
On friday I had 4 vodka lime and sodas though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:53, archived)
# i made great drinks.
bacardi, peach schnapps, raspberry shotz and pineapple juice. delicious!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:57, archived)