I'm trying to cut down on my swearing
Especially in public places. I've been using 'flaps' a lot lately as the dirty minded find it hilarious and the more innocent/prudish seem to quite happily gloss over it.
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shovelboy This is bad - Two minutes to Belgium,
Tue 6 May 2008, 0:38,
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I have to say that I find
saying "I'm tearing some cunt a new arsehole if this isn't put right before I get back from my fucking lunch"
has greater effect on my plebeians than "oh fiddlesticks, you appear to be unable to use a tape measure".
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Tue 6 May 2008, 0:42,
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