should've been
'I got felched at the London Bash and all I got were genital warts'
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boris the spider,
Tue 6 May 2008, 17:01,
archived)
Bloody slack sphincters!
Bring back national service I say!
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Tue 6 May 2008, 17:08,
archived)