you'll just attract all those bloody jews with posts like this.
EDIT:
I've just remembered a moment from my past that was very, very, very funny at the time. Hopefully I'll be able to render it humourless in the retelling.
A friend of the family had a brother who was about 14 at the time who was in some way mentally handicapped. I think he had Down's, but I was about 8 at the time and didn't know the difference, just that he was 'special'. We were all having dinner, sat at a table outside a cafe in some god-awful south-coast seaside town when he noticed my injured leg. My knee had taken a knock playing beach football and was swollen and wrapped in a tubigrip.
He lloked at my legs, realised one was bigger than the other and happily pointed and shouted 'look... Knee-grow, knee-grow, knee-grow' in a cheerful, happy-go-lucky way.
Just as a black family of 3 walked past the table.
This story is true, and the family in question were initally mildly confused, then amused by the whole thing, and my mate's brother was happy enough, so it's a cheery tale really.
second edit: In case it's not clear, I'm part jewish and am therefore 'allowed'.
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EDIT:
I've just remembered a moment from my past that was very, very, very funny at the time. Hopefully I'll be able to render it humourless in the retelling.
A friend of the family had a brother who was about 14 at the time who was in some way mentally handicapped. I think he had Down's, but I was about 8 at the time and didn't know the difference, just that he was 'special'. We were all having dinner, sat at a table outside a cafe in some god-awful south-coast seaside town when he noticed my injured leg. My knee had taken a knock playing beach football and was swollen and wrapped in a tubigrip.
He lloked at my legs, realised one was bigger than the other and happily pointed and shouted 'look... Knee-grow, knee-grow, knee-grow' in a cheerful, happy-go-lucky way.
Just as a black family of 3 walked past the table.
This story is true, and the family in question were initally mildly confused, then amused by the whole thing, and my mate's brother was happy enough, so it's a cheery tale really.
second edit: In case it's not clear, I'm part jewish and am therefore 'allowed'.