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# 'Masturbation is one God's greatest gifts to men. All Christians should celebrate that!'
:D

edit: wow there's some fucked up rambling crap in the answers there :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:07, archived)
# I masturbate 3 times a day whilst worshipping the sun
I do it on behalf of those christians that have been brainwashed into not doing it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:09, archived)
# it's great to see the ancient egyptian religion is still going strong
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:10, archived)
# AMUN-RA FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:38, archived)