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# Ah, feck!
I went to the bog once and was going to look for a beer garden but was bursting for a piss and forgot to check on my way out as I'd left my pint on someone's table and wanted to get back to it before they dunked their wangers into it.

I hope you had a good night.

[edit] Oo ey les phuuutuuugrrrrrrrrraphhhhssss.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:38, archived)
# quite how you missed the noise is beyond me
next time i.e. Halloween to my knowledge, take my mobile number and be able to voice-locate.

Sorrows.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:41, archived)
# TBH I was fucking leathered when I turned up. Plus I had my patented b3ta black woolly beany on which covers my ears anyway.
You could have been having a massive barbed wire and knitting needle orgy and I would have thought "Ooh. I can hear cats purring."

Halloween!?! I only turned up to see if anyone could sell me some weed! Fucking hell!*

*lies **
**may not be a lie
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:50, archived)