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# my daughter is taking her first steps into photomash
I think it's rather good for some first goes...



She found the Flame picture tube and filled him in...looks like the Human Torch has Fantastic Four competition ...

and took a pic of my friend and experimented with the warp...



maybe we should start a junior b3tan's club...?

p.s. for paedos interest her sig is not a board sig or an e-mail so don't bother trying to send anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 9 May 2008, 22:14, archived)
# excellent. she has turned your friend into manley
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:17, archived)
# I honestly thought it was him at first glance
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:19, archived)
# Hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:18, archived)
# Love a good bed and breakfast, me.
As long as the bacon's not limp and the towels are clean. Nothing like a mildly aggressive old lady who patently does NOT like having people AROUND slamming down a cup of tea the consistency and colour of burnt dead things.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:20, archived)
# daughter says
b+b is beavis and butthead - not bed and brekkkie.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 9 May 2008, 22:27, archived)
# Ohhhh.
She's way more exciting than I am. Top daughter.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:36, archived)
# thank you Dear Wow,
That comment made her clap with delight :-)

(of course then she will become insufferable LOLZ) but thanks anyhew x
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 9 May 2008, 22:39, archived)
# \o/
Kids are brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:42, archived)
# Were you out on Saturday night?
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 9 May 2008, 22:21, archived)
# I coitenly woz
where be you??
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 9 May 2008, 22:23, archived)
# I turned up at the pub about quarter to eight.
When I got home an hour later I realised it said 18:00, not 8 o'clock. I stood there for twenty five minutes and went home in a huff. The pub's not exactly huge so I thought I'd see a bunch of freaks with at least one wearing a Fez.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 9 May 2008, 22:29, archived)
# I turned up at 18:50
nop one in evidence. I also assumed a 19:00 start, but they'd met up at 18:00 and then gone to the beer garden across the road sending an emissary back to check for lone b3tans. I got 'found' at 19:20 when they came back in, did you not check the snug round the corner from the bog? Check out the flickr pics and you'll see where we were and know for next time...
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 9 May 2008, 22:34, archived)
# Ah, feck!
I went to the bog once and was going to look for a beer garden but was bursting for a piss and forgot to check on my way out as I'd left my pint on someone's table and wanted to get back to it before they dunked their wangers into it.

I hope you had a good night.

[edit] Oo ey les phuuutuuugrrrrrrrrraphhhhssss.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 9 May 2008, 22:38, archived)
# quite how you missed the noise is beyond me
next time i.e. Halloween to my knowledge, take my mobile number and be able to voice-locate.

Sorrows.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 9 May 2008, 22:41, archived)
# TBH I was fucking leathered when I turned up. Plus I had my patented b3ta black woolly beany on which covers my ears anyway.
You could have been having a massive barbed wire and knitting needle orgy and I would have thought "Ooh. I can hear cats purring."

Halloween!?! I only turned up to see if anyone could sell me some weed! Fucking hell!*

*lies **
**may not be a lie
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 9 May 2008, 22:50, archived)
# Woah
The 3d beavis fi-eeeerr picture looks awesome 0.0
(PleaseDeleteThisAccount, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:21, archived)
# she's speechless
with the praise. thanks :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 9 May 2008, 22:24, archived)