Perpetually falling penis.
I have never seen this film and have no intention of doing so.
Superman is a rubbish superhero, far too one dimentional and of his time.
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Fri 9 May 2008, 23:27,
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Superman is a rubbish superhero, far too one dimentional and of his time.
HEY GUYS, LOOK AT MY CAPE, I'M SUPERMAN
WOAH GUYS, CHECK OUT MY GLASSES. NOPE, NOT SUPERMAN, THAT GUY HAS A CAPE.
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Fri 9 May 2008, 23:29,
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HEY GUYS, LOOK AT MY HAMMER, I'M PETER SUTCLIFFE
WOAH GUYS, CHECK OUT MY EMPTY HAND. NOPE, NOT THE YORKSHIRE RIPPER, THAT GUY HAS A HAMMER.
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Fri 9 May 2008, 23:35,
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Ah yeah, I forgot about Sutcliffe's superpowers.
They weren't widely reported.
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Fri 9 May 2008, 23:38,
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Whenever I try to rectify his Wiki page they keep changing it back.
The world need to know the truth!
My girlfriend once told me I looke a bit like him.
hahahahaha
Maybe it was the glint in my eye just before I hit her with a hammer then stabbed and raped her.
Too far
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Fri 9 May 2008, 23:41,
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My girlfriend once told me I looke a bit like him.
hahahahaha
Too far
You should read the Red Son and True Brit comics.
I don't even read comics, and these are in fact the only ones I have done, but the former involves an evil communist superman who becomes a godlike ruler and has a mental freedom fighter batman in it. The latter is a weird English Superman which was written by John Cleese.
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Fri 9 May 2008, 23:32,
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