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# Perpetually falling penis.
I have never seen this film and have no intention of doing so.
Superman is a rubbish superhero, far too one dimentional and of his time.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:27, archived)
# HEY GUYS, LOOK AT MY CAPE, I'M SUPERMAN
WOAH GUYS, CHECK OUT MY GLASSES. NOPE, NOT SUPERMAN, THAT GUY HAS A CAPE.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:29, archived)
# HEY GUYS, LOOK AT MY HAMMER, I'M PETER SUTCLIFFE
WOAH GUYS, CHECK OUT MY EMPTY HAND. NOPE, NOT THE YORKSHIRE RIPPER, THAT GUY HAS A HAMMER.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:35, archived)
# Ah yeah, I forgot about Sutcliffe's superpowers.
They weren't widely reported.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:38, archived)
# Whenever I try to rectify his Wiki page they keep changing it back.
The world need to know the truth!
My girlfriend once told me I looke a bit like him.
hahahahaha
Maybe it was the glint in my eye just before I hit her with a hammer then stabbed and raped her.
Too far
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:41, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:08, archived)
# You should read the Red Son and True Brit comics.
I don't even read comics, and these are in fact the only ones I have done, but the former involves an evil communist superman who becomes a godlike ruler and has a mental freedom fighter batman in it. The latter is a weird English Superman which was written by John Cleese.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:32, archived)
# I've seen the Russian one in Forbidden Planet
might see if I can get it from the library.
On another note though, I'm not much into comics but I did get very much into a series called Transmetropolitan, great comic with a twisted sense of humor.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:44, archived)
# i may look for the latter
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:22, archived)