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# wow thats cool!
you should illustrate childrens books for a living
(I helped save b3ta! shitshitshitshit x_x, Sat 10 May 2008, 23:28, archived)
# thanks :D
I would love to do that.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 10 May 2008, 23:34, archived)
# problem is whenever I write anything
it always becomes just a little too sinister for kids. Probably to do with thirty years of fucking sleep paralysis and all the fun that entails but I may get there one day.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 10 May 2008, 23:38, archived)
# heres one you could illustrate..
Once there was an elephant named Bill.
Bill had a pink baloon which he loved to play with.
One day, bill lost his baloon. He was very sad.
Bill went looking for his baloon and HOLY SHIT THERE WAS A HUGE FUCKING MONSTER WHICH CUT HIM INTO FOUR PIECES FOR EACH OF ITS MOUTHS AND GOBBLED HIM ALL UP!

the end. :D
(I helped save b3ta! shitshitshitshit x_x, Sat 10 May 2008, 23:43, archived)
# *eximplodes*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 10 May 2008, 23:50, archived)
# He should illustrate children's minds for a living.
Ahhh the screams and mental scarring would really make it worth it.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 10 May 2008, 23:36, archived)