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heheh
i'm just happy to have the decorating finished.
my cousin is making me tell you that she says hi.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 12 May 2008, 12:18,
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Tell your cousin I'm rubbing my thighs furiously at them and BLEATING.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 12 May 2008, 12:18,
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First time I've heard it called that.
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Jeru War and Piss,
Mon 12 May 2008, 12:22,
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At the risk of repeating myself
stick with me kid, and I'll show you the world.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 12 May 2008, 12:22,
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I've already seen the world.
Quite dull and there were inadequate tea and coffee making facilities.
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Jeru War and Piss,
Mon 12 May 2008, 12:28,
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I always take some with me.
well, sugar, coffee and whitener at the very least. Then all I need is fire and water.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 12 May 2008, 12:30,
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Unfortunately fire doesn't function over 2000 ft, so that's a lot of the world tealess.
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Jeru War and Piss,
Mon 12 May 2008, 12:33,
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Well I won't go there, then.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 12 May 2008, 12:37,
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heheheh
she is suitably freaked out
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 12 May 2008, 12:22,
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All primed for the OSCILLATION, then.
Tell her to bend over and shut her left eye. NOT THE RIGHT ONE.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 12 May 2008, 12:23,
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she has refused!!!
she remains seared in a leather swivel chair, gently sweating.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 12 May 2008, 12:36,
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Tell her I want a divorce.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 12 May 2008, 12:37,
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she says you can have a quickie
...divorce, that is, as she now has to go back to work.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 12 May 2008, 12:45,
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BAH
worst of all the quickies.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 12 May 2008, 12:45,
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Haha, sucker.
I'm sitting in the tiny blacked out spare room, which has had the blinds and windows shut for weeks and is really cool.
Plus I added a fan for good measure.
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Jeru War and Piss,
Mon 12 May 2008, 12:38,
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*points to massive aircon unit above her*
and our flat's lovely most of the summer as we've got the massive patio doors.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 12 May 2008, 12:39,
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Yes but I'm not at work.
*points and laughs*
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Jeru War and Piss,
Mon 12 May 2008, 12:40,
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Yes, but I don't live with my parents.
And I'm ok being here, I have annual leave tomorrow and wednesday.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 12 May 2008, 12:42,
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I don't live with your parents either.
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Jeru War and Piss,
Mon 12 May 2008, 12:43,
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I should think not.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 12 May 2008, 12:45,
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Exactly, I just leave in the morning when the deed is done.
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Jeru War and Piss,
Mon 12 May 2008, 12:46,
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Hah, you're totally my dad's type.
He loves a little Italian number.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 12 May 2008, 12:47,
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What, like duo?
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Jeru War and Piss,
Mon 12 May 2008, 12:49,
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Exactly like that.
kneel down and curl your head down a bit.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 12 May 2008, 12:54,
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Obviously not.
You have to saw yourself in half.
Roman numerals.
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Jeru War and Piss,
Mon 12 May 2008, 12:55,
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Not me.
I'm not the one involved here.
Anyway, time to leave. Bye.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 12 May 2008, 12:57,
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