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# have you named it?
i never bother to name any other plants, but cactus all get names.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 May 2008, 9:26, archived)
# Nah, I haven't bothered.
I'm sure my girlfriend will if she ever moves in.
She names everything.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 13 May 2008, 9:28, archived)
# everything?
come on then, tell us what she's named your little trouser chappie
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 May 2008, 9:30, archived)
# She has named him.
I'm not going to tell you what though.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 13 May 2008, 9:32, archived)
# tell me! i must know!
is it rumpelstiltskin?
robert mugabe?
mr. sausage?
admiral porkus?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 May 2008, 9:34, archived)
# If I say she calls him Mr Third Leg,
would you believe me?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 13 May 2008, 9:36, archived)
# i would believe
that that's what you named him. women are not normally that generous.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 May 2008, 9:37, archived)
# Bah.
Well, that's my story and I'm sticking to it.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 13 May 2008, 9:39, archived)
# heheheh
i'd go with admiral porkus myself, it has a nice military ring.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 May 2008, 9:42, archived)
# Do you like a cock with a nice military ring?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 13 May 2008, 9:43, archived)
# yes
i like them to stand to attention!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 May 2008, 9:45, archived)