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# i love ears
especially big ears. i'd like nothing better than to nibble on martin clunes' lugs.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 May 2008, 12:23, archived)
# He looks like my dad, but only when my dad is drunk.
So no, no clunes for me. Or Morrisey, the twat (yeah, both of them).

Caroline Aherne'd get it though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 May 2008, 12:24, archived)
# my dad looks like
the bastard offspring of david jason and jack nicholson, with added eyebags.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 May 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Your dad sounds quite lush.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 May 2008, 12:32, archived)
# he is a fucking ugmo.
what my mother ever saw in him, i don't know.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 May 2008, 12:35, archived)
# You said the Jack word.
Now all I see is Jack.



Mmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 May 2008, 12:37, archived)
# jack?
jackjackjack
jackjackjack
jackjackjack
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 May 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Fucking hell.
Even when he's 90 I will still be totally fine with jumping his bones.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 May 2008, 12:45, archived)
# when he's 90
that's all he'll have left!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 May 2008, 12:56, archived)