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# Oh. Well then you should be alright.
Burny or just uncommonly big?

Go and find some unperfumed moisturiser and put it in the fridge.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:24, archived)
# AHAHAHAHAHAHA.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:24, archived)
# You're such a supportive git, you really are.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:29, archived)
# Thanks for noticing :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:31, archived)
# You wear it well.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:36, archived)
# Neither.
I have not passed.

Just quite severe bouts of pain quite far in, possibly as high as the colon.

Deja vu eh?
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:26, archived)
# I know this is futile
but PLEASE go to the bloody doctor.

Laxatives?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:29, archived)
# I'll just fix it in the same way I did last time if needs be.
Although it's beyond me as to why it's reappeared. As I said, it could actually be my filling scratching up the lining of my colon instead.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:32, archived)
# Which is why you should be....oh, fuck it.
You'll do as you bloody well please no matter what I say, of course you will.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:34, archived)
# Well it depends if you offer sound advice, if you say go to the doctor then I won't.
I went to the doctors for a similar thing years ago, I was given a fibre drink which did shit all (unintentional).
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:37, archived)
# Well you see I AM doing.
Ask to see a different doctor, explain what happened last time and ask about the possibility of an exploratory endoscopy. Or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:39, archived)
# Pass.
A lifetime of ignorance over ones mortality is worth a month of discomfort.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:40, archived)
# You're hardly going to beat the Nazis with that attitude.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:42, archived)
# Most soldiers in the first and second world war had either chronic constipation or chronic diarrhoea
Or dysentery sometimes.

I would be at an unfair advantage if I wasn't on a flat shitting ground with the Nazis.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:46, archived)
# Of course.
Right, bed time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:48, archived)