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I've made an observation

Whilst youtubing Gary Numan i have come across some startling
similarities
Gary Numan (young a rather sexy)
Steve Pemberton - ok not exactly sexy but a nice northern lad
Gary nowadays and that bloke from the American Office.
Anyone agree/disagree?

(Amanda Votchkiss is suffering from a touch of plague, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:08, archived)

I ATE A BIG RED CANDLE.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:10, archived)

I KILLED SOMEONE WITH A TRIDENT.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:12, archived)

I formally extend to you an invitation to the pants party.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:14, archived)

Aak,

Mind piss right there.

I'll give you the points though, cos yours is obviously from memory, and I stole mine from Wikiquote 'cos i'm too drunk to remember it properly myself.

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:17, archived)

BRICK, ARE YOU TRYING TO INVITE ME TO THE PARTY IN YOUR PANTS?

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Ttssattsr, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:18, archived)

I immediately regret this decision...

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:20, archived)

It's so hot.

Milk was a bad choice.

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:22, archived)

YES.

One of my absolute favourites of the film.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:24, archived)

Sex Panther

60% of the time...it works everytime....

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Jorvic, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:25, archived)

How does that even work!

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Ttssattsr, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:26, archived)

FUCK

piss.

I was trying to remember the percentage.

Well, at least I got it right.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:28, archived)

Sixty percent of the time it works every time.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:27, archived)

I love......carpet.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:18, archived)

I love desk.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:19, archived)

I love lamp.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:20, archived)

I BROKE MY ANUS

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:16, archived)

............I don't remember that one.

Are you just sharing in a moment of panic?

Are you bleeding?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:19, archived)

Not as far as I know.

Although it hurts like fuck.

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:20, archived)

What on Earth were you doing?

Check, for goodness sake. Anal skin tears surprisingly easily, and you don't want to get anal cysts.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:21, archived)

LAWL.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:22, archived)

Noooooo no no laughing.

Fucking hell, I'm the kind of person that puts their glasses on the end of their nose and has a gander.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:23, archived)

Digesting food.

Stupid undurable anus.

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:22, archived)

Oh. Well then you should be alright.

Burny or just uncommonly big?

Go and find some unperfumed moisturiser and put it in the fridge.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:24, archived)

AHAHAHAHAHAHA.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:24, archived)

You're such a supportive git, you really are.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:29, archived)

Thanks for noticing :)

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Ttssattsr, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:31, archived)

You wear it well.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:36, archived)

Neither.

I have not passed.

Just quite severe bouts of pain quite far in, possibly as high as the colon.

Deja vu eh?

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:26, archived)

I know this is futile

but PLEASE go to the bloody doctor.

Laxatives?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:29, archived)

I'll just fix it in the same way I did last time if needs be.

Although it's beyond me as to why it's reappeared. As I said, it could actually be my filling scratching up the lining of my colon instead.

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:32, archived)

Which is why you should be....oh, fuck it.

You'll do as you bloody well please no matter what I say, of course you will.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:34, archived)

Well it depends if you offer sound advice, if you say go to the doctor then I won't.

I went to the doctors for a similar thing years ago, I was given a fibre drink which did shit all (unintentional).

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:37, archived)

Well you see I AM doing.

Ask to see a different doctor, explain what happened last time and ask about the possibility of an exploratory endoscopy. Or something.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:39, archived)

Pass.

A lifetime of ignorance over ones mortality is worth a month of discomfort.

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:40, archived)

You're hardly going to beat the Nazis with that attitude.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:42, archived)

Most soldiers in the first and second world war had either chronic constipation or chronic diarrhoea

Or dysentery sometimes.

I would be at an unfair advantage if I wasn't on a flat shitting ground with the Nazis.

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:46, archived)

Of course.

Right, bed time.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:48, archived)

PILES?

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:24, archived)

Thanks for joining this conversation at such a touching moment.

Nay, I don't believe it to be as I had this a month ago and it has suddenly reappeared again.

To be honest it might be because I swallowed a filling last week....*shudder*

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:29, archived)

Piles/haemorrhoids can do that.

Trust me, I know O_O

Sneaky little motherfuckers.

Just eat really well & have lots of fibre and you'll be fine =]

PS it was two years ago, my arse is fine now.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:32, archived)

D:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

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Ttssattsr, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:35, archived)

That's good to know that your arse is fine, in case I'd need to use it...for...something.

*cough*

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:36, archived)

You know, there's actually a small chance you have rectal gonorrhea :)

Website says "Symptoms of rectal infection include discharge, anal itching, and sometimes painful bowel movements."

SO NO PUTTING THINGS IN MY BUM :|

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:42, archived)

That is a thinly veiled excuse, I have no dischange or anal itching.

Plus a condom would eliminate all worries, NOW BEND OVER!

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:44, archived)

Aaaahhhhhhhhhh

^this was not a moan of pleasure.

*has tears of fear*

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:46, archived)

*kisses neck gently*

There's a good girl, you're so brave.
*has tears for fears*

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:47, archived)

UHHH

*dials 999*

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:50, archived)

But I only wanted to be loved!

By inserting things in a girl's anus. I ask you members of the jury, is that a crime?

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:53, archived)

BUMSEX IS NOT LOVE

EDIT: IS MY BEDTIME, BYE.

PS don't follow me

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:59, archived)

So then my dad didn't love me?

*cries*

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:03, archived)

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:12, archived)

*looks at banana*

*snorts*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:14, archived)

AHAH! YES!

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Ttssattsr, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:15, archived)

It's the best Brick moment, for my money.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:19, archived)

Hey, Brick, where'd you get that grenade?

I don't know.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:15, archived)

I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:15, archived)

THIS IS NOT RIGHT

YOU DID WRONG

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:12, archived)

some awesome numan vids

this - where for some reason he is being pushed about a pyramid in a dodgem

and this - is just great

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connor, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:13, archived)

Was not the best pilot

IMHO

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:19, archived)

at first

i thought that guy from the american orifice was

but then again, most of the cast of heroes are quite similar looking
(apart from the chinese guy and the pie muncher, obviously)
(click pic for rest of cast)

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:22, archived)

No he looks more like this bloke - Aye

(Amanda Votchkiss is suffering from a touch of plague, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:28, archived)

*rubs thighs*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:32, archived)

for a straight bloke,

i find james nesbitt strangely attractive

but not enough to rub thighs

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:41, archived)

Only attracted to the gays usually then?

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:42, archived)

oh shit. he's gay?

i'd better hide

*confusion evaporates*
edit: i no ris now...

i meant 'for a straight bloke such as myself'

*need less intoxication, more sleep*

nite peeps

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:44, archived)

Really?

He looks like a pervy egg.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:44, archived)