Piles/haemorrhoids can do that.Trust me, I know O_O
Sneaky little motherfuckers.
Just eat really well & have lots of fibre and you'll be fine =]
PS it was two years ago, my arse is fine now.
(Sneaky little motherfuckers.
Just eat really well & have lots of fibre and you'll be fine =]
PS it was two years ago, my arse is fine now.
Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues,
Fri 16 May 2008, 0:32,
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That's good to know that your arse is fine, in case I'd need to use it...for...something.*cough*
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Fri 16 May 2008, 0:36,
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You know, there's actually a small chance you have rectal gonorrhea :)Website says "Symptoms of rectal infection include discharge, anal itching, and sometimes painful bowel movements."
SO NO PUTTING THINGS IN MY BUM :|
(SO NO PUTTING THINGS IN MY BUM :|
Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues,
Fri 16 May 2008, 0:42,
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That is a thinly veiled excuse, I have no dischange or anal itching.Plus a condom would eliminate all worries, NOW BEND OVER!
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Fri 16 May 2008, 0:44,
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Aaaahhhhhhhhhh^this was not a moan of pleasure.
*has tears of fear*
(*has tears of fear*
Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues,
Fri 16 May 2008, 0:46,
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*kisses neck gently*There's a good girl, you're so brave.
*has tears for fears*
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Fri 16 May 2008, 0:47,
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*has tears for fears*
UHHH*dials 999*
( Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues,
Fri 16 May 2008, 0:50,
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But I only wanted to be loved!By inserting things in a girl's anus. I ask you members of the jury, is that a crime?
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Fri 16 May 2008, 0:53,
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BUMSEX IS NOT LOVEEDIT: IS MY BEDTIME, BYE.
PS don't follow me
(PS don't follow me
Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues,
Fri 16 May 2008, 0:59,
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