First?
Fae.
You don't have to use it though, it's a bit wussy.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
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Whichever, although it would probably be easier fitting a Captain Wow in regarding piracy, as Fae isn't a great alien name.
Plus it's a bit more individual thus giving more bragging rights.
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Jeru War and Piss,
Sat 17 May 2008, 0:36,
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