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# Hold still . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 17 May 2008, 0:26, archived)
# This is really making me think of vagina and I don't mean to.
It's brilliantly done though. Did you do the puc you used as well?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 0:29, archived)
# She's so happy now !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 17 May 2008, 0:31, archived)
# smiley snake ear ring hoop
smiles
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sat 17 May 2008, 0:32, archived)
# Through yonder winow :)
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 17 May 2008, 0:33, archived)
# aside from the fact that they'd be MAHUSIVE, fullscreens of these
would fully melt my mind right now *wants*
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sat 17 May 2008, 0:39, archived)
# This one is even more confusing.
*brainmelt*
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 17 May 2008, 0:39, archived)
# Ear hoops.. most horrid.


SHUDDER!
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 17 May 2008, 0:39, archived)
# NIce match !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 17 May 2008, 0:42, archived)
# flooomp....flooomp...flooomp
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 0:33, archived)
# It made me think of my analogy of a gull regurgitating which is the same thing really.

N.B. I'm constantly having to come up with names of planets, people, music groups and obscure esoteric religions for my book. Does anyone want to shove their name in here(obviously depends on how plausble it would fit) so that if it ever gets published you can brag to your friends that the magenta planet named Cock-vortis is named after you. Then they can call you a liar and stop being your friend.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 0:33, archived)
# First?
Fae.

You don't have to use it though, it's a bit wussy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Whichever, although it would probably be easier fitting a Captain Wow in regarding piracy, as Fae isn't a great alien name.
Plus it's a bit more individual thus giving more bragging rights.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 0:36, archived)
# This is true.
Thank you, if you do.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 0:39, archived)
# Jorvikskyre
Rheged, er... more ancient names for the counties of northern England...
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Sat 17 May 2008, 0:39, archived)
# Are they actual names?
Because they'd fit alienish personages quite well.
*notes down*
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 0:41, archived)
# Yeah
Rheged might be spelt wrong...

Yorkshire dialect might be a good source.. Skeller Jannock used to be my planets name on some stupid online game...

(mean warpped justice)

Here you go.. knock your self out

www.yorkshire-dialect.org/dictionary.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Sat 17 May 2008, 0:57, archived)
# I should add I don't actually need any help making up the names,
I was just wondering if the people of b3ta wanted something of theirs slotted into the book for prosperity.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 1:04, archived)
# Please call one of the characters 'Robinson Geronimo'
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 17 May 2008, 0:42, archived)
# Please tell me that is your actual name...
If not, any particular reason for the fondness?
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 0:45, archived)
# It was the name of one of the characters in my creative writing coursework thing
(which I wrote in two days during a rather heavy binging period) :D

What is your book about exactly?
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 17 May 2008, 0:48, archived)
# It's about a man coming to terms with what it means to be English as well as his own identity, ambitions and desires in a Futurist/Contemporary society. Which is then invaded by aliens.
That's not particularly accurate, but I always find that summary amusing.

It's basically a poorly written Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy clone, complete with Englishman doing a bad impression of David Niven and Arthur Dent combine.
Originally it was supposed to have swathing comments on the subject of existence, fate and ambition, but then I realised I was shit at writing and made it a comedy.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 0:51, archived)
# Now I quite like the sound of that.
I'm a massive douglas adams fan. I trust you'll be keeping us updated on your progress?
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 17 May 2008, 0:55, archived)
# I sort of do-ish sometimes.
This is the second draft, ie the one which is completely rewriting it and actually making it funny (although it was still supposed to partly a comedy before but ended up being an embarrassingly awful adolescent rant).

Page 62/80 currently (that's word document pages I should add) and the final word count is slowly stretching away as the thing get incrementally longer.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 1:01, archived)
# oh god
this is doing funny things to my brain. in a good way :D

ning board!

Ed: somebody please name something for me to draw a picture of before i become too shitfaced to wield a pen.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 17 May 2008, 0:37, archived)
# A lovely lady having a fiddle.
But artistic, like.


Oh, and she needs to have a shark head.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 0:46, archived)
# Badger suppositories!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 0:46, archived)
# Time spitting . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 17 May 2008, 0:47, archived)
# An uncoloured charmander
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 17 May 2008, 1:03, archived)
# current mindpisses:
steve punts' punts
hi pot a noose
airwalk ---- heir walk
evening standard opens std clinic
lettings agency ----lettuce agency
tkmaxx ------tk421
the rakes (band) future music - 22 billion grand job
neuf herder
ironic bonding
broth of khan.

hope that helps someone
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sat 17 May 2008, 1:05, archived)
# Viewing B3ta while drunk is really fricking weird.
I just got back from my 6th form leavers' do. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sat 17 May 2008, 0:47, archived)
# 6th formers?
oh god, now i feel ooooold. patronising advice from your future: brush your teeth.
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sat 17 May 2008, 1:11, archived)
# Oooooo, Kaleidoscopey.
Nice.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 17 May 2008, 0:52, archived)
# SNAXE!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 17 May 2008, 1:17, archived)