You never hear of anyone going for a slow lie down.
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sat 17 May 2008, 11:11,
archived)
Maybe in 1970s porn
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 17 May 2008, 11:21,
archived)
they're called fingers
but you never see 'em fing.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 17 May 2008, 11:24,
archived)