Lies!
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Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it.,
Sat 17 May 2008, 14:37,
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What?
she's almost 34% more ugly than Sarah Michelle Gellar ( which is some feat, that's another foul looking beast ) and only 3% less ugly than Sarah Jessica Parker ( which is no feat at all, most scrotums are less ugly than that harridan ).
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sat 17 May 2008, 14:40,
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SJP is so ugly
that her birth should be classed as an unexpected horse moment.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 17 May 2008, 14:54,
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