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# Hmmm.
Have you pooed?

I really need something else to think about.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:19, archived)
# Not for some considerable length of time.
I've been avoiding it understandable.

Also my Desktop PC just broke AGAIN.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:26, archived)
# I am worried.
Not that you care.

My desktop is good for nothing but graphics now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:29, archived)
# Don't worry, I can always buy a new PC.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:32, archived)
# Phew, that's a relief.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:34, archived)
# Indeed.
*shits out lung*

It's good I'm not going to the bash really, with the state my body is usually in I wouldn't be surprised if it went into a Chernobyl meltdown.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:36, archived)
# GO TO THE FUCKING BASH.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:37, archived)
# Never!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:45, archived)
# You should come, though.
Hmph.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:50, archived)
# I 'should', especially as it's my 21st the week after and that would be the closest I'd get to merriment.
But shouldn't because I don't drink and don't really do fun anymore. Plus I wouldn't be able to get away with being mysterious anymore.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:55, archived)
# You should come to the October Derby bash instead.
Like all the cool kids.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:59, archived)
# I think if I passed north of Watford I would lose my credibility as a southener.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:02, archived)
# Fuck being mysterious.
Seriously, bollocks to it.

And you don't *have* to drink, you can just feel superior to those who do.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:01, archived)
# It's more the fact the only memories/experience of any kind of social drinking type gathering involved me standing around wishing I was dead for several hours.
And that was back when I was still quite jolly!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:04, archived)
# If you'd be willing to be broken
it'd be easier.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:15, archived)
# I have very little idea what that means.
But nonetheless I shall never be broken, whatever it means.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:20, archived)
# See?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:30, archived)
# Not really.
But I'll still destroy you for it.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:33, archived)