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# OH GOD SERIOUSLY IS THIS TUESDAY ALL OVER AGAIN
Oversized shitmongering, a filthy repost and a boss-angering thread-deletion. Seriously guys, if you don't know how to use B3ta, stop trying and do something else like knitting, where you're out of our way. Now have a leopard.

EDIT: Now made full size due to less time-restrictive telling off objective completion!

(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:38, archived)
# \o/
I have to wait until payday to get some 'pard material, then I am going to endeavour to make him.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:39, archived)
# *high fives*
you're lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:40, archived)
# also, cr3 suggested the idea of a hoodie
with awesome-o-pardesque spots all over it. Would you?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:40, archived)
# I would wear it
but I'm not making it, that sounds dead hard. I'd do shittily.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:44, archived)
# Nah, I'd get it off spreadshirt or summat.
I want one too, black with white spots, to go with these babies.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:50, archived)
# I don't think they'd do an all over print, would they?
Warning- buying from hot topic means you'll have to pay duty once it gets here. Or at least, I did for the bits I've bought from them before.

Hmmm, that page isn't loading for me.


Hang on, I'll just grab the thing I want to buy on payday...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:56, archived)
# they're REALLY NICE TROUSERS
that are REALLY NICE. and white, with black bits and a few chains here and there for effect or something.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:59, archived)
# :D I think something's getting lost in translation.
This is what I shall be possibly buying on payday, if they haven't sold out by then:

www.modcloth.com/store/Modcloth/Womens/Dresses/Landscapes+Dress
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:02, archived)
# Dear christ, it's the rainbow landscape on a dress!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:05, archived)
# That's a Good Thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:06, archived)
# I never said it wasn't.
I was just thinking it vigorously.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:07, archived)
# Excellent turn of phrase.
How's your arse?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:09, archived)
# Awkward and badly fitted.
I've sort of avoided using it and am just sitting uncomfortably instead.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:10, archived)
# Hmmm.
Have you pooed?

I really need something else to think about.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:19, archived)
# Not for some considerable length of time.
I've been avoiding it understandable.

Also my Desktop PC just broke AGAIN.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:26, archived)
# I am worried.
Not that you care.

My desktop is good for nothing but graphics now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:29, archived)
# Don't worry, I can always buy a new PC.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:32, archived)
# Phew, that's a relief.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:34, archived)
# Indeed.
*shits out lung*

It's good I'm not going to the bash really, with the state my body is usually in I wouldn't be surprised if it went into a Chernobyl meltdown.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:36, archived)
# GO TO THE FUCKING BASH.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:37, archived)
# Never!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:45, archived)
# You should come, though.
Hmph.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:50, archived)
# I 'should', especially as it's my 21st the week after and that would be the closest I'd get to merriment.
But shouldn't because I don't drink and don't really do fun anymore. Plus I wouldn't be able to get away with being mysterious anymore.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:55, archived)
# You should come to the October Derby bash instead.
Like all the cool kids.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:59, archived)
# I think if I passed north of Watford I would lose my credibility as a southener.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:02, archived)
# Fuck being mysterious.
Seriously, bollocks to it.

And you don't *have* to drink, you can just feel superior to those who do.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:01, archived)
# It's more the fact the only memories/experience of any kind of social drinking type gathering involved me standing around wishing I was dead for several hours.
And that was back when I was still quite jolly!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:04, archived)
# If you'd be willing to be broken
it'd be easier.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:15, archived)
# I have very little idea what that means.
But nonetheless I shall never be broken, whatever it means.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:20, archived)
# See?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:30, archived)
# Not really.
But I'll still destroy you for it.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:33, archived)
# That's a Good Thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:06, archived)
# Hush yourself, my internet's being a cockend
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:07, archived)
# I'M FUN.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:14, archived)
# FUN LIKE A FOX
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:19, archived)
# I'LL FOX YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:20, archived)
# I'LL BRAVO UNIFORM MIKE YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:22, archived)
# That's a Good Thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:06, archived)
# That's a Good Thing?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:15, archived)
# I'LL GIVE YOU A GOOD THING.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:18, archived)
# oh hoorah!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:25, archived)
# What a pretty dress!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:16, archived)
# I thought so too!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:17, archived)
# HORRID.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:04, archived)
# Sorry, no.
AWESOME.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:18, archived)
# FIGHT YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:18, archived)
# liked it
because i like 'Toxic'
it's just good.
(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:40, archived)
# It's bearable to the extreme ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:41, archived)
# there is an awesome ukulele version on youtube
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:42, archived)
# I have heard it
and ejaculated.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:43, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWxxTph7ibU
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 17 May 2008, 18:58, archived)
# well done that man!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:59, archived)
# i like the original
and she's really sexy in the video.

facts are facts.

i'm very unfashionable
(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:48, archived)
# Actually
I deleted it myself if that makes a difference..?
(Kye90, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:40, archived)
# yup
unfortunately, that's really really frowned upon by a lot of people here, because they've taken the trouble to reply and then suddenly their efforts are wasted. It's generally one of the worst things you can do. So you know :)

The reason you had to wait a week, by the way, was so you could see people FAILING IN ACTION thus preventing yourself from doing it when the time comes. But no matter, you know now :)

The thing you should've done was just take the image down and put a link to it instead, so people with bosses lurking around can choose not to click the link and those with a liking for boobs on the internet can choose to click :)
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:43, archived)
# YAY for said 'Pard!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:41, archived)
# ARXUMoPARD.
HURRYAY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:04, archived)
# I love Awesome-o-Pard.
So very much. ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:13, archived)