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# Sounds like a grand idea
If you need to couple it with a male version at some point let me know, I'll be glad to oblige :)

I'm doing ok ta - friend of mine nearly died this weekend from a brain infection, but is in hospital getting pumped full of drugs so everything's looking ok.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:41, archived)
# As soon as I mentioned it I thought about that
You're a very useful and lovely chap, you are.

Jeeeesus, I'm sorry love. *hug* Glad they're ok.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:43, archived)
# Aye, they're getting better.
Who knew that the same virus that makes coldsores on your mouth can sometimes get into the nervous system and do the same to the surface of the brain O_O

Yeh, let us know - you know I'm always willing to drop my pance for you, love. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:47, archived)
# Whoa, how fucking odd.
:D You're a good boy, what are you? A goooooood boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:48, archived)
# *wags*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:50, archived)
# Careful, I almost mentioned peanut butter then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:51, archived)
# I saw a video of a guy fucking a jar of peanut butter the other day
was most odd
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:53, archived)
# :S Crunchy or smooth?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:56, archived)
# The resolution wasn't that good
But I am assuming smooth.. although he *was* circumcised, so he might have been using crunchy.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:57, archived)
# Still though.
Imagine getting a bit lodged in your.... ooooh good golly. Ow.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:00, archived)
# no ta
:/
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:08, archived)
# I think tahini would feel quite nice.
If I had a willy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:12, archived)
# *googles*
Oh yes, possibly... Nutella might be interesting too. Nicer to lick off than both Tahini and peanut butter as well
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:15, archived)
# But very sticky
whereas tahini's got a more.... oily texture. So good for jamming your penis in.

Licking it off though, yes. Nutella wins.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:16, archived)
# Actually a while ago I had a sudden urge to coat my entire body in nutella
Just wondered what it would feel like.

That kind of lead to that "tape over mouth/blood" photo you saw .. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:18, archived)
# I love that photo.
LOVE it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:19, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:31, archived)