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# ....
piddler on the roof
(Rated Arrr for pirates and nudity, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:21, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:23, archived)
# my shoes? :(
this makes me sad
edit : photobucket hosting has broken already!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:24, archived)
# piss on his dressing gown
that'll show him!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:24, archived)
# shall i eat lots of sugar puffs first?
they make your wee smell funny
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:25, archived)
# Oh god they DO
Get diabetes too - it will make it all sticky when it dries
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:26, archived)
# do i have to?
i don't like needles :(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:27, archived)
# awww. have this
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:25, archived)
# OH YEA!
quick add some cymbals
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:26, archived)
# LET ME IN YOU FUCKING RETARDS! THERE'S SHARKS OUT HERE!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:27, archived)
# HAHAHAHAH
*living room lol*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:28, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:29, archived)
# Hola senor...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:31, archived)
# hullo shugg :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:33, archived)
# NNNNG there are not enough pictures of pants around ankles on the internet.
*hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:36, archived)
# You need a picture of pants around ankles?
Whatcha working on? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:37, archived)
# Well panties, preferably coupled with a pair of high heels.
I might just go and take one myself, ffs.

I just want to do a picture of it, I'm not sure why. And sod with it on shoppytastic.

How's you, lovely?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:39, archived)
# Sounds like a grand idea
If you need to couple it with a male version at some point let me know, I'll be glad to oblige :)

I'm doing ok ta - friend of mine nearly died this weekend from a brain infection, but is in hospital getting pumped full of drugs so everything's looking ok.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:41, archived)
# As soon as I mentioned it I thought about that
You're a very useful and lovely chap, you are.

Jeeeesus, I'm sorry love. *hug* Glad they're ok.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:43, archived)
# Aye, they're getting better.
Who knew that the same virus that makes coldsores on your mouth can sometimes get into the nervous system and do the same to the surface of the brain O_O

Yeh, let us know - you know I'm always willing to drop my pance for you, love. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:47, archived)
# Whoa, how fucking odd.
:D You're a good boy, what are you? A goooooood boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:48, archived)
# *wags*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:50, archived)
# Careful, I almost mentioned peanut butter then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:51, archived)
# I saw a video of a guy fucking a jar of peanut butter the other day
was most odd
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:53, archived)
# :S Crunchy or smooth?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:56, archived)
# The resolution wasn't that good
But I am assuming smooth.. although he *was* circumcised, so he might have been using crunchy.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:57, archived)
# Still though.
Imagine getting a bit lodged in your.... ooooh good golly. Ow.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:00, archived)
# no ta
:/
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:08, archived)
# I think tahini would feel quite nice.
If I had a willy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:12, archived)
# *googles*
Oh yes, possibly... Nutella might be interesting too. Nicer to lick off than both Tahini and peanut butter as well
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:15, archived)
# But very sticky
whereas tahini's got a more.... oily texture. So good for jamming your penis in.

Licking it off though, yes. Nutella wins.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:16, archived)
# Actually a while ago I had a sudden urge to coat my entire body in nutella
Just wondered what it would feel like.

That kind of lead to that "tape over mouth/blood" photo you saw .. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:18, archived)
# I love that photo.
LOVE it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:19, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:31, archived)
# I did one like that for my celebratory post...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:39, archived)
# Were you wearing stilettos?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:42, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:48, archived)
# And why not?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:50, archived)
# because i'm sad and lonely and I have no one to wear shoes for / or peoples shoes to wear
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Male or female?
Because one is significantly easier to draw than the other.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:48, archived)
# Female.
This first one anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:50, archived)
# If my PC hadn't have cocked off and died I would have raided you a picture.
I'm fairly sure I have something fitting the description, although I would have thought you should be able to find a picture fairly easily.

Or is there some really ridiculously specific position/angle/knee colouring you need them to have or be in.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:52, archived)
# Just as big as possible and fairly high res.
It's looking more and more like I'm going to have to do it myself. I'm planning on vexelling it though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:54, archived)
# VEXEL!
I can magic up a picture but you may have to wait a bit as I'm currently sitting on the floor using my laptop whilst simultaneously doing reinstalls and various other things.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:57, archived)
# You're a doll
but don't stress, I'll have a bash at it tomorrow or something. I've got all the props I need, I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:00, archived)
# To be honest I just imagined you'd have fat ankles.
*shrug*
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:02, archived)
# O_o
Smooth talker
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:04, archived)
# *rolls eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:06, archived)
# Found.
The first picture(s) I found, so I didn't bother trawling through the rest to give you a selection. I'll just zip them up somewhere.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:17, archived)
# Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:21, archived)
#
www.mediafire.com/?nlsnm3kl8b1
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:24, archived)
# Brill, thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:26, archived)
# Really? How come?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:51, archived)
# Well basing on undergarmant types, boxers and briefs tend to just bunch up and fall.
Whereas g-strings, thongs and panties tend to kind of hand weirdly off the ankles, usually. Plus they are so thin you have to actually draw the shape properly instead of just getting away with some folds of fabric.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:54, archived)
# So you're saying ladies' undergarments would be harder to draw in these circumstances?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:56, archived)
# Harder to draw round ankles and get it right yes.
The deformation and bending round the legs is just hard to get right.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:59, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:33, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:24, archived)
# Not in the cave . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Not worth its own thread...
And must have been done...?

Celebrity mute Ants, yeah?
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:31, archived)
# oh what an awful woo worthy pun!
lol
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:32, archived)
# Bindun
But only a few times, and not involving annoying Geordies :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:36, archived)
# If any of them were to be made mute
I would choose this one.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:39, archived)
# Switch of the internets...
you win.

we can all go home.
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Sat 17 May 2008, 22:32, archived)