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# That's amoreeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:51, archived)
# I don't even know if my parents had a song
They did, before the Geneva Convention forbade it, play nonstop Abba, The Carpenters and show tunes on the 4 hour drive to Wales every holiday.
In hindsite my father was possibly gay.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:08, archived)
# Bloody hell, I'd have ended up commiting suicide.
Car journey music with my parents is a mish mash of:

The Eagles
Dr Hook
Tom Waits
The Allman Brothers
Dire Straits
Clapton
Hendrix
Everything But the Girl
Fairport Convention
Emmy Lou Harris
Bonnie Raitt


Although recently I got my mum into MIA, Battles and Opeth.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:10, archived)
# Yeah well I got Mack and Mable
And child locks:P You have no idea the vastity of the show tune catelog stored in my brain!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:14, archived)
# *winces*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:15, archived)
# I think I know all of Les Miserables by heart!
Not long now! I was discussing the merits of name tags with Dixon earlier and I've heard back from the b3ta whizzes and it's offically the biggest bash in history:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:17, archived)
# I think I'll be alright without a name badge, people should hopefully
recognise the hair.

Either that or I'll just tell everyone I'm Ttssattr and REFUSE to believe that I'm not.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:21, archived)
# I'm Ttssattr and so's my wife!
Or we could get peeps to make their own!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:23, archived)
# Actually I might be Jeru.
I need a black rollneck.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:27, archived)
# He's African and not jewish?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:32, archived)
# I'm not being a willy.
Italian, so neither.

I'll do a Maaaaaario accent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Roll neck?
I'm not a French Existentialist!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:33, archived)
# You're whatever I decide you are.
YOU'RE not going. I am.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:38, archived)
# Yes, but remember I know your name and where you live.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:42, archived)
# Well you'd best give me some source material so I can
be a good Jeru then.

Tonight Matthew I'm going to be....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:44, archived)
# ...Falling off a cliff if I'm not fucking careful.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:51, archived)