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# THERE'S NO ESCAPING FROM HAPPYJOYWORLD.
Gemaakt door Paul Brederveld

(Pelle ghola, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:32, archived)
# Let me escaaape.
*runs in little circles*



Top, as always. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:33, archived)
# Sorry can I pop this her
I must have missed it the first time round
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:44, archived)
# Stop typing here as her, you unintentionally filthy bastard!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:46, archived)
# Sorry
It's more annoying for me; I bought a Belkin cordless keyboard and it can't keep up with me when I type 'ere' at my usual typing speed (I type at about 70wmp)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:49, archived)
# Quality over quantity.
Is what my girlfriend always used to say.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:51, archived)
# My gf says 'Call that a pork sword?!'
And I say, 'No. You're Jewish'. Then she storms off in a huff as she doesn't exist.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:58, archived)
# i need the chords to i love horses for my uke
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:48, archived)
# The ukulele is ruined for me forever.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:49, archived)
# if you have a ukulele, you have to play it naked
its THE LAW!
although its traditional to play it at nipple level
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:51, archived)
# *laughs at unintentionally bizarre tense*
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:52, archived)
# I bought a ukulele, but didn't learn it properly as I knew it's soul crushing abilities were far too much for any mere mortal to bear witness to.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 18 May 2008, 0:01, archived)
# i seriously can't encourage you to learn to play it properly enough!
greatest instrument i ever learned to play :D
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:03, archived)
# It is a laugh, I can bash out a few chords and a bit of a tune.
But since it's in a tuning I'm not used to, I give up fairly quickly.

I can apply some geetar knowledge to it, but I found the banjo much easier and more entertaining. Plus I get to act like a hick.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 18 May 2008, 0:07, archived)
# banjos are awesome, but the charm of ukulele is undeniable
and its really easy to pick up as the first instrument to learn.
Also you can wear a grass skirt and coconut bra!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:10, archived)
# I find it more fun to intimidate strangers and ultimately rape them.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 18 May 2008, 0:12, archived)
# i do that too :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:15, archived)
# I never want this to happen
lovely though it is
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:34, archived)
# happy world is full of despair!
lol! happy world ^.^
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:35, archived)
# Well there is that door maked 'Exit'
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:36, archived)
# The exit leads only to
HappyJoyWorld Paris.
Which is the same as HappyJoyWorld, only in French...
(Pelle ghola, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:38, archived)
# C'est le merde! Tres Merde!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:39, archived)
# *escapes through fence*
*marries Disney Land*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:41, archived)
# that's no exit...
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:52, archived)
# THIS is an exit!
Also anyone know wher I can get an mp3 version of the I Love Horses jingle?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:02, archived)
# This is brilliant
I'm loving the style you're doing these in.


Awww, my parents' song is on the radio.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:37, archived)
# I'm Horny by Hot n Juicy?
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:39, archived)
# i'm gonna guess
'reign in blood versus when im cleaning windows' The mashup mix!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Funnily enough, no.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:41, archived)
# Go on, tell us.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:43, archived)
# It's not that interesting
it's just Wonderful Tonight. My dad sang it to her on their wedding day.

Sorry, hadn't occured to me to actually say what it was.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:45, archived)
# I think my parents' is Shuduppa You Face by Joe Dolce.

may be lie for stereotypical porpoises.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:49, archived)
# That's amoreeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:51, archived)
# I don't even know if my parents had a song
They did, before the Geneva Convention forbade it, play nonstop Abba, The Carpenters and show tunes on the 4 hour drive to Wales every holiday.
In hindsite my father was possibly gay.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:08, archived)
# Bloody hell, I'd have ended up commiting suicide.
Car journey music with my parents is a mish mash of:

The Eagles
Dr Hook
Tom Waits
The Allman Brothers
Dire Straits
Clapton
Hendrix
Everything But the Girl
Fairport Convention
Emmy Lou Harris
Bonnie Raitt


Although recently I got my mum into MIA, Battles and Opeth.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:10, archived)
# Yeah well I got Mack and Mable
And child locks:P You have no idea the vastity of the show tune catelog stored in my brain!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:14, archived)
# *winces*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:15, archived)
# I think I know all of Les Miserables by heart!
Not long now! I was discussing the merits of name tags with Dixon earlier and I've heard back from the b3ta whizzes and it's offically the biggest bash in history:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:17, archived)
# I think I'll be alright without a name badge, people should hopefully
recognise the hair.

Either that or I'll just tell everyone I'm Ttssattr and REFUSE to believe that I'm not.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:21, archived)
# I'm Ttssattr and so's my wife!
Or we could get peeps to make their own!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:23, archived)
# Actually I might be Jeru.
I need a black rollneck.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:27, archived)
# He's African and not jewish?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:32, archived)
# I'm not being a willy.
Italian, so neither.

I'll do a Maaaaaario accent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Roll neck?
I'm not a French Existentialist!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:33, archived)
# You're whatever I decide you are.
YOU'RE not going. I am.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:38, archived)
# Yes, but remember I know your name and where you live.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:42, archived)
# Well you'd best give me some source material so I can
be a good Jeru then.

Tonight Matthew I'm going to be....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:44, archived)
# ...Falling off a cliff if I'm not fucking careful.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:51, archived)
# Hammer Smashed Face.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 17 May 2008, 23:47, archived)
# Sadly, no.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:52, archived)
# Fermented Offal Discharge?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 17 May 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Yeah, my surname's Barnes.
Edit: oh hang on.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:56, archived)
# Careful, I'll tell people that and it will make you easier to stalk.
I sell information to internet predators everywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 17 May 2008, 23:57, archived)
# Good it's not true then.
I'm also not the daughter of an ex CC member. This is possibly a good thing. Possibly a bad thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:58, archived)
# CC?
I'm going to guess what that is.
And you're not going to like it.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 18 May 2008, 0:00, archived)
# Captain Cuntbeard.
Not that, although it should be. Far better band name.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:02, archived)
# Flaming Floating Cat Heads is going to be my next band.
Sonic James Doom wants in, but I don't think he's cut out for the job. He doesn't even have his own hat.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 18 May 2008, 0:05, archived)
# I've got loads of hats, he can borrow one.
I've got a particularly terrific bright purple beret that'd look very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:06, archived)
# "The Magenta Frenchmen"!!!!
Do it!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:09, archived)
# Ohhhhh this.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:12, archived)
# I'm shit with hats.
I should get some interesting ones that suit me.

I don't have the face for hats though, it seems.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 18 May 2008, 0:09, archived)
# Get a black and white fedora.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:13, archived)
# I could probably get away with that.
However, I'd still look like more of a prick than usual.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 18 May 2008, 0:14, archived)
# Dressing like a prick is fantastic.
I wasn't allowed to buy several items of clothing on a recent shopping trip because 'they're fucking ridiculous. They're too you.'

Says it all, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:17, archived)
# Urgh!
*vomits into lap*
Black and white fedoras are not cool hats.

Leather brown is the only acceptable flavour of fedora.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:17, archived)
# Then I'd look like a total cunt though.
And I'd rather lose the hat and maintain my only mildly cuntish appearance.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 18 May 2008, 0:19, archived)
# They are bastard cool.
You're just square.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:24, archived)
# They are shit, even on 1920 gangsters they looked shit.
And then especially look shit on women trying to look like 1920 gangsters.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:29, archived)
# Good he's not a woman then, isn't it?
I don't have one, it wouldn't suit me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:42, archived)
# Not "Satan's Butler"?
Although to be honest I'd imagine Satan's Butler to be a normal Butler seeing as they are all equally dissentive.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:08, archived)
# Satan's Butter would be cooler.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 18 May 2008, 0:12, archived)
# Satan's Back Butter
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:15, archived)
# That would just be Devilpoo.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 18 May 2008, 0:16, archived)
# We were debating earlier if it was Tality.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:18, archived)
# Hahaha, that'd be sweet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:29, archived)
# Only Ash Remains.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:56, archived)
# That is a bitchin' track.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 17 May 2008, 23:59, archived)
# AND I WOULDN'T TRY.
Woosum as always.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Whoop!
too orangery for crows
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:47, archived)
# very grotesque.
on a small note,is the reason i find this trippy because i'm tired?or do you guys find it rhythmically strange too?
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Sat 17 May 2008, 23:51, archived)
# BEHOLD!
SLINKYSTRAW!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:56, archived)
# It makes me want to do things that would make Jesus cry.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 18 May 2008, 0:02, archived)