Just don't do what I did and test out your new noodles your penpal in South Korea sent you on the day of your 4 hour maths exam.
Especially if it also happens to be your birthday.
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Jeru War and Piss,
Sat 17 May 2008, 23:54,
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Not so much fried as nucleated in pure powdered satan's anus.
You got a little packet of chilli powder with them, I emptied the whole thing into the noodles. My tongue was still stinging throughout the entire maths exam.
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Jeru War and Piss,
Sun 18 May 2008, 0:00,
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