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# I'm shit with hats.
I should get some interesting ones that suit me.

I don't have the face for hats though, it seems.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 18 May 2008, 0:09, archived)
# Get a black and white fedora.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:13, archived)
# I could probably get away with that.
However, I'd still look like more of a prick than usual.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 18 May 2008, 0:14, archived)
# Dressing like a prick is fantastic.
I wasn't allowed to buy several items of clothing on a recent shopping trip because 'they're fucking ridiculous. They're too you.'

Says it all, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:17, archived)
# Urgh!
*vomits into lap*
Black and white fedoras are not cool hats.

Leather brown is the only acceptable flavour of fedora.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:17, archived)
# Then I'd look like a total cunt though.
And I'd rather lose the hat and maintain my only mildly cuntish appearance.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 18 May 2008, 0:19, archived)
# They are bastard cool.
You're just square.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:24, archived)
# They are shit, even on 1920 gangsters they looked shit.
And then especially look shit on women trying to look like 1920 gangsters.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:29, archived)
# Good he's not a woman then, isn't it?
I don't have one, it wouldn't suit me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:42, archived)