You go across the road for two burgers.
Eat one now, then put the other one on your pillow and go to bed. Then later when you wake up -- Oo! a burger surprise! Yay!
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Bob Todd whee,
Sun 18 May 2008, 0:59,
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i like your way of thinking
much better than stashing ham sarnies in your shoes and coat pockets when drunk.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 18 May 2008, 1:04,
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