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# I just now imagine you walking naked into the noir lit room, with the nuns all looking sinister.
Then just your husky voiceover going 'And things were going so well.'

SIN CITY NUN NAKEDNESS
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 19 May 2008, 1:31, archived)
# I would have to ironically light a cigarette
and then throw it on the ground and stamp on it in disgust

"ARG MY FUCKING FOOT! IT'S BURNING!"

and then run out of the room screaming on fire
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 May 2008, 1:37, archived)
# How do you light a cigarette ironically?
By producing another already lit cigarette from some mysterious recursive pocket?
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 19 May 2008, 1:42, archived)
# yes, in that exact manner
and no other, as it would violate eu legislation
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 May 2008, 1:57, archived)