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# No reason
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 19 May 2008, 0:40, archived)
# i hate it when that happens
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 19 May 2008, 0:42, archived)
# none needed.
this pleases me as the genie looks like a giant purple popeye.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 May 2008, 0:42, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Mon 19 May 2008, 0:59, archived)
# ^and this^
The genie's got a great cleavage too.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 May 2008, 1:32, archived)
# Silly Djinn!
Get the fucking cement out of your ears you retard!

:D

'ning b3ta

what's happening? is it sexy tiem yet?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 May 2008, 0:50, archived)
# always
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 19 May 2008, 0:51, archived)
# *unzips*
LET'S SEX!

:D

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 May 2008, 0:54, archived)
# what is all this cement and retard stuff?
I have missed a wagon somewhere :(
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 19 May 2008, 0:54, archived)
# "Where's my fucking bandwagon you retards?"
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 19 May 2008, 0:55, archived)
# someone made some idle comment/post some time ago
and it became a 30 second micromeme

in which like 2 people partook of it, rendering it sad

it appears to have come back for sunday gay shift, which is a fine and traditional time for stuff that nobody wants to see :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 May 2008, 0:56, archived)
# Like Andrew Lloyd Webber musicals?
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 19 May 2008, 0:58, archived)
# only without the hideously ugly extremely rich human who for some reason women find attractive
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 May 2008, 0:59, archived)
# Massive wang.
*relurks*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 1:03, archived)
# cement
retard
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 19 May 2008, 1:06, archived)
# Le grande cement dans le retard!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 May 2008, 1:08, archived)
# indeed
it's quite likely that his man throbber is gargantuan

and that he knows how to use it!

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 May 2008, 1:08, archived)
# No it is, Sarah Brightman says so.
And she's far too dim to make up something like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 1:08, archived)
# Logically it makes sense though.
Given that he is just a cave troll who stumbled across a tailored suit and has attempted to adapt to human society.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 19 May 2008, 1:12, archived)
# The same could be said of Patrick Moore.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 1:13, archived)
# I would have said he was more Egor who after the debacle with Frankenstein's monster tried other avenues of employment.
Because he does look a bit like a tombstone with a face.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 19 May 2008, 1:14, archived)
# She's a bright man, after all
I bet her penis is huge too
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 May 2008, 1:12, archived)
# I am here
that is all
(I helped save b3ta! giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Mon 19 May 2008, 1:01, archived)
# cheers :D
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 19 May 2008, 1:11, archived)
# obviously, I've completely forgotten the accurate details
which would give any kind of rational coherency to this story of the events

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 May 2008, 1:13, archived)
# I wasn't really expecting it to make sense :P
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 19 May 2008, 1:23, archived)
# that's good, because it's a service I'm just unable to provide in the best of circumstances
even if I have a crib sheet and a powerpoint presentation and a flip chart

I just got no fucking idea, ever

it's like, I'll walk into a room naked and it'll be like "AHHHhh, nuns" then it just goes downhill

for example, I have no idea what the shit I'm talking about right now, so I'll start thinking about soup

haha, soup, that's funny

it isn't really, is it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 May 2008, 1:25, archived)
# I just now imagine you walking naked into the noir lit room, with the nuns all looking sinister.
Then just your husky voiceover going "And things were going so well."

SIN CITY NUN NAKEDNESS
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 19 May 2008, 1:31, archived)
# I would have to ironically light a cigarette
and then throw it on the ground and stamp on it in disgust

"ARG MY FUCKING FOOT! IT'S BURNING!"

and then run out of the room screaming on fire
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 May 2008, 1:37, archived)
# How do you light a cigarette ironically?
By producing another already lit cigarette from some mysterious recursive pocket?
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 19 May 2008, 1:42, archived)
# yes, in that exact manner
and no other, as it would violate eu legislation
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 May 2008, 1:57, archived)