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# Kevin, from Aylesbury.
Possibly the most pigshit-thick bastard I've ever come across.

Good salesman though. I'm assuming that was so people could get away from his snaggletoothed freaky head.

I do know a Steve from Sheffield though. I think you'd like him.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:06, archived)
# I knew a Kevin from Aylesbury
but that was Kevin Davis. A mental skinhead, Man Utd fan.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:08, archived)
# I don't believe I know him.
This Kevin wasn't a skin, he'd not have the stones.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:09, archived)
# ooh like like or like like?
Pics?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:08, archived)
# LIKE like
unfortunately not, I haven't seen him in a few years. Big rugby player. No neck. Silly ears. Absolute softy. (To explain the softiness, he called me 'petalkins' every day from the day we met.)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:11, archived)
# \o/
*melts*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:12, archived)
# And I always reckoned he'd be easily turned.
It's a shame you didn't know me a few years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:14, archived)
# damn my ex to hell!!* :D
*a bit more than he is already damned, that is
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:16, archived)
# We'll he's lost a very excellent man.
I'd call that damned.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:18, archived)