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# cor
thats scary! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:48, archived)
# gerry anderson presents

Space Precinct
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:49, archived)
# hahahahaha
*remembers the horror*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:03, archived)
# i had some SP pogs.
*feels shame
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:10, archived)
# SAMIR AH LOVES YER
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Why am I looking at your Su Pollard?
also does anyone know how easy it is to wire a BT socket?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:50, archived)
# easy peasy :-
1) Get a BT socket.
2) Wire it.
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:52, archived)
# 3. profit!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:52, archived)
# bugger
I hadn't thought of 1)

or 2)
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:53, archived)
# I know.
it is between very and fiddly depending on your skill and tools.
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# i'd say it was quite easy
i've doen it before using a bank card to push the wires home.

it's easy as long as you have the wires in the right place, much like wireing a network parch panel or a network socket.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:58, archived)
# I think it is a pice of piss
and funnily enough did one yesterday.
www.wppltd.demon.co.uk/WPP/Wiring/UK_telephone/uk_telephone.html

I've never tried the bank card approach but it does not hurt to go and buy a Krone IDC tool from Maplins or online.
www.clarity.it/acatalog/punchdown_tools.html
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# I need to move the master socket from my kitchen to the living room
or failing that just put two extensions in the living room
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:08, archived)
# why 2?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:14, archived)
# one for each desk
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:15, archived)
# easiest way would be to move the box.
just get a junction box ( or even some connector block ). Take off the master, extend the cable using the connector ( straight through ) and pop the box back on at the other end. ( i'd suggest you get an IDC tool, it makes it so much easier )
extensions can be easier and quicker but they are more costly and can get unsightly. Plus the more sockets you have the more phones you are tempted use and when you consider your line is most likely rated REM 3 ( which means 3 phones only or 2 phones and ADSL ) then you might degrade your line by loading it too much ( usually means the broadband disconnects when the phone rings )
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# oooh
look at you with your socket related ramblings.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:18, archived)
# My talents are boundless.
and you can bet if I don't know how to do something I'll come back later all experted up ;)
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# ^what he says.
but i favour the nectar card.

;D
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:19, archived)
# yes, i got one of those a little while after
i also had a used proper BT one that an engenieer left one time at the office.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:10, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Haha
She frightens me.

Also: never buy one of those green plastic heat-insulating mugs from somerfield because the lids don't screw on properly and you'll end up spilling piping hot tea all over the nice new jeans that I just got out of the tumble dryer five minutes ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Hahahahaha this
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:05, archived)
# That is fucking horrible.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:52, archived)
# that's jeff goldblum's wet dream, right there
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:52, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:54, archived)
# heh
i thought it may have been a bit too subtle ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Jeff Goldblum you are a powerful, focussed force of nature.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:57, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJVeHm0QT04
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:58, archived)
# he is
extremely shaggable
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:03, archived)
# *nods emphatically*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:05, archived)
# earth girls really are easy!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:08, archived)
# this film^
is a must see
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:09, archived)
# indeed
i want to shave him, too...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:13, archived)
# what!
and ruin the flavour
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Oh yes...
Especially where that tall lump of Yiddishe goodness is concerned.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:10, archived)
# damn you, geena davis!
i'm all hot and bothered now!
*frustrates*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:12, archived)
# QUAVERS AND HAM SANDWICH
^this is happening currently in, and in front of my face.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:13, archived)
# damn!
you've cunningly diverted my mind from sex to food!
*searches vainly for quavers*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Sex and food are so siiiimilar.
If I don't have either I get irritable and then die.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:15, archived)
# i feel your pain
the only way to avoid calories is to be constantly humping. this is the greatest diet plan ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Yup.
If I didn't have a mortgage my life would be 'bake cake, eat cake, work off cake, bake cake, eat cake, work off cake...'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:20, archived)
# hi 5s
for having the same weaknesses
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Oh hell yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:22, archived)
# so we are agreed
1 sex
2 food
3 rock and roll
4 b3ta
5 weight lifting
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Can I change 5 to smoking gear?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:29, archived)
# banging
unless, we add drugs to rock and roll.

(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:30, archived)
# Oh aye, definitely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:38, archived)
# if by weights you mean pints
then i'm all for it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:32, archived)
# janine?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:53, archived)
# haha
lovely stuff. I can never get my head around what kind of science allows a woman who gets uglier as the day gets longer to have so many affairs.

may I repost this from the gay shift?


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# Bloody hell.
Odd as it sounds, this looks quite like one of my first bosses.

Good morning, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Good morning
madam.
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# How goes it?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:57, archived)
# Fine thank you
I am bored so I am about to watch one of the hugely expensive DVD painter masterclasses I have bought for my foray into proper portrait painting

( this woman is about to teach me ) www.faysartstudio.com/gallery.html
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# I hate to see the name spelt that way
she's bloody good though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:07, archived)
# My purile brain is constantly trying to remove the letters "ays" from that link
Wow, shes aces
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:09, archived)
# a few hours watching this DVD
and I better be aces too or that's $120 down the drain.

( have you seen her commission prices?)
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# Aye.. damn talented people.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:21, archived)
# I bought
Fay Sirkis -Paint like a master and Learning painter X with Jeremy Sutton and if I'm not selling $20000 paintings by morning I'm going to San Francisco to tear some new arseholes. ( Oh dear, that might be misconstrued ).
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# Mine too!!
He wasn't called Steve and was from Sheffield was he?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Kevin, from Aylesbury.
Possibly the most pigshit-thick bastard I've ever come across.

Good salesman though. I'm assuming that was so people could get away from his snaggletoothed freaky head.

I do know a Steve from Sheffield though. I think you'd like him.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:06, archived)
# I knew a Kevin from Aylesbury
but that was Kevin Davis. A mental skinhead, Man Utd fan.
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# I don't believe I know him.
This Kevin wasn't a skin, he'd not have the stones.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:09, archived)
# ooh like like or like like?
Pics?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:08, archived)
# LIKE like
unfortunately not, I haven't seen him in a few years. Big rugby player. No neck. Silly ears. Absolute softy. (To explain the softiness, he called me 'petalkins' every day from the day we met.)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:11, archived)
# \o/
*melts*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:12, archived)
# And I always reckoned he'd be easily turned.
It's a shame you didn't know me a few years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:14, archived)
# damn my ex to hell!!* :D
*a bit more than he is already damned, that is
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:16, archived)
# We'll he's lost a very excellent man.
I'd call that damned.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Haha
That's a whole new kind of weird
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Sarah Jessica Parker?
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 19 May 2008, 12:40, archived)
# YOWZA
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:55, archived)
# shopped pictures only :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:08, archived)