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# Vim & Jif
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:17, archived)
# cif!
stupid fucking name-changing bastards!
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:18, archived)
# And their excuse that foreigners can't say "jif" is bollocks
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Jif *is* bollocks
I make my own scouring cream, thank you very much
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:21, archived)
# how?
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:22, archived)
# jizz, caustic soda and muesli
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:23, archived)
# raisins - with or without?
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:27, archived)
# well
if you're cleaning a toilet and you use raisins, they tend to go puffy and smear - so I go without
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:29, archived)
# yeah!
why should we have to change because foreigners can't speak properly? they've already taken our marathons, isn't that enough?

also, MMMMMMMMMWWWAAAAAAHHH!!!
that's for your sid james laughing cavalier. it's awesome!
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:26, archived)
# \o/ YAY :D
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:27, archived)
# In Spanish it would be pronounced "Yif"
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Toilet Duck and Berocca.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:19, archived)
# mmm
Refreshers and Harpic
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Sugar soap and vanilla coke.
You could kill loads of kids with that.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:23, archived)
# is vanilla coke a real thing?
I'm tempted to try it, but that would mean drinking coke
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Aye, it was, I don't know if it still is.
It's bloody rancid. Worse than normal coke and that's saying something.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:26, archived)
# I am totally avoiding it in that case
I'm having radishes instead
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:32, archived)
# fucking NOM
*says ahhhh hopefully*
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:35, archived)
# radishes are well tasty
if i look out of my window, i can see a large pot about 6 inches below me, full of gently swelling radishes. another week and they should be ready to eat :)
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:37, archived)
# I got some off the proper veg stall at the weekend, they're well hot
unlike the Tesco's midget cock variety, which taste like a desaturated toe
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:39, archived)
# they do.
mine are awesomeness and i haven't watered them since saturday, so i'm off for a bit of garden time. 'bye!
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Dip Dab and Domestos
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:24, archived)
# OH YES
alliterative woo.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:26, archived)