i feel your pain
the only way to avoid calories is to be constantly humping. this is the greatest diet plan ever.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:17,
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Yup.
If I didn't have a mortgage my life would be 'bake cake, eat cake, work off cake, bake cake, eat cake, work off cake...'
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:20,
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