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# I must admit,
I really didn't feel sober enough to come in to the office today.
You know the feeling? Unable to focus, bumping into things, etc etc etc.

Ah - I'm still pissed from last night, that'd be the reason.

*slumps down on desk*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:47, archived)
# *props up, places glasses on face, slides important document into vague direction head is pointing*
Ring ring


Hello? No he's..... he's in a meeting at the moment. Can I take a message at all?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:49, archived)
# You're fucking hired, honey :-)
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Something very traditional and 50s of me
loves the idea of being your PA. But properly, you'd have to give me your coat and brolly in the morning and tell me to run errands.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:52, archived)
# No, I reckon it'd more along the lines of
"...sod that meeting, are you hungry? - let's go to Carluccio's, and take the afternoon off"

pretty much like every other day, then...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:55, archived)
# This also sounds good
so long as I get to write in shorthand at some point and say the immortal line 'Sir I really don't care who you are, you could be the Queen and he'd still be too busy. Now please sit down or I'll have you escorted from the building.'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Shorthand?
Oh, now you really *are* hired.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:57, archived)
# It's been a very long time
but yes.

Now, I must bid you adieu. Don't worry, I'll get your dry cleaning on the way back. Now you've got a meeting in an hour, your nice red tie's in the cloakroom.

:D See you soon, lovely *hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:59, archived)
# *waves*
Bye, Cap!

*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:01, archived)
# seen Secretary?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:31, archived)