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# Look Out - Giant TOAP!!!! Run for your lives!


with thanks to AJ... ;-)

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:29, archived)
# If only it were not true.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 20 May 2008, 12:30, archived)
# pffftttt....
I'm dreading the fact his 'daughter' looks like shes gonna get a spin off.

The man is a cock. Pure and simple.

Yes, well done for bringing it back, now fuck off and let some PROPER writers sort it out.

... and how are you today sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Doing good - very VERY hungover,
***** Edited for security purposes ****** today (and frankly should have stayed in bed....)

Apart from that... ;-)

Your good self?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:35, archived)
# not too bad
once I sort a new job out everything will be hunky and indeed dory
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Mark Gatiss?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Steven Moffatt...
and apparently Lord Stephen of Fry was lined up, but he had to drop out
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:40, archived)
# I don't know if they'd make her into a spinoff
Since when they had Torchwood plus the Sarah Jane Investigates kiddy show doing, they were complaining they had too much of a workload and RTD threw a hissyfit.

I wouldn't mind f they made her into a spinoff though. I was discussing this with a friend in that episode - the Timelords aren't exactly an ugly race, are they?
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Why make the SJ thing anyway?
I want fucking TIMELORD, not middle aged human lady. If I want that then I'll put fucking Corrie on.


The daughter has the most annoying face I've seen in some time. She also appears to not be able to act in anything other than 'Sylvia FUCKING Young standard dahling' mode.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Arf!
I guess all the Dr Who talk down the page has groated your sprockets :)

Uber wooness :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Monkey tennis?
(I helped save b3ta! Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:31, archived)
# smell my cheese
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Got anything with Chris Eubank?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Inner-city sumo
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Victor Meldrew, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:39, archived)
# You forgot all the judicious application of manlove.
*hug* hello lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:31, archived)
# *springboard jump-hugs*
Heeelllllloooooooo!

*mwah*!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:34, archived)
# *huge kisses* you lovely man, how are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:36, archived)
# bit shaky today, but in a hungover kind of stylee,
so no real problems. ;-)

How is my favourite and most gorgeous Cap'n?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:39, archived)
# For some reason I thought you said a bit SHARKY then.
I am ok, I was feeling really sick earlier but then it changed to being extremely hungry so I ate lots and now I feel a bit sick again. :D

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:41, archived)
# I reckon a damn great ham & cheese sandwich might sort me out.
But I'm sticking to plentiful amounts of tea to give my kidneys a break.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:43, archived)
# I'd love a cup of tea
but I'm now scared of milk. I drank most of a cup of coffee this morning (havcing made it whilst half aslee) only to look down and see some sort of...ugh. 3 inch round, slightly foamy looking mass lurking in the bottom of the cup like coffee cancer.

Then got to work and was a bit sick.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:44, archived)
# I must admit,
I really didn't feel sober enough to come in to the office today.
You know the feeling? Unable to focus, bumping into things, etc etc etc.

Ah - I'm still pissed from last night, that'd be the reason.

*slumps down on desk*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:47, archived)
# *props up, places glasses on face, slides important document into vague direction head is pointing*
Ring ring


Hello? No he's..... he's in a meeting at the moment. Can I take a message at all?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:49, archived)
# You're fucking hired, honey :-)
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Something very traditional and 50s of me
loves the idea of being your PA. But properly, you'd have to give me your coat and brolly in the morning and tell me to run errands.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:52, archived)
# No, I reckon it'd more along the lines of
"...sod that meeting, are you hungry? - let's go to Carluccio's, and take the afternoon off"

pretty much like every other day, then...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:55, archived)
# This also sounds good
so long as I get to write in shorthand at some point and say the immortal line 'Sir I really don't care who you are, you could be the Queen and he'd still be too busy. Now please sit down or I'll have you escorted from the building.'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Shorthand?
Oh, now you really *are* hired.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:57, archived)
# It's been a very long time
but yes.

Now, I must bid you adieu. Don't worry, I'll get your dry cleaning on the way back. Now you've got a meeting in an hour, your nice red tie's in the cloakroom.

:D See you soon, lovely *hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:59, archived)
# *waves*
Bye, Cap!

*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:01, archived)
# seen Secretary?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Dear Mr Davies
WE KNOW SOME PEOPLE ARE GAY. THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR HIGHLIGHTING THIS. MOST SENSIBLE PEOPLE ARE FINE ABOUT THIS. NOW STOP PUTTING A "GAY" MOMENT IN EVERY BLOODY DOCTOR WHO EPISODE.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Innit.
I'm not homophobic, one of my close friends is gay and I'm hardly what you'd call straight, but this undying need he has to be the Gay Fairy (shush) Of TellyLand is just silly. It's 2008, not 1988. We're here, you're queer, we're used to it. The only person that thinks he's being particularly GROUNDBREAKING is him.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:34, archived)
# ^This^ Sums up the rant I have to myself and the dogs and the wife
10 seconds after every episode.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:35, archived)
# If he's not careful, he'll ruin one of the best television shows ever
with his unfettered hunger for his own personal agenda. Fucking get over it, dude.


(not you, him).
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:38, archived)
# He sunk his own ship.
As I actually thought while watching the first couple of Torchwoods, that is was a good, daring angle for the main character. But then when EVERBODY started bumming / lezzing up then I realised what a one trick pony his writing is.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:41, archived)
# It's a shame, I thought it showed promise
but the second series just turned into a big 'teehee look at all the boy action' thing and it got boring too quickly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:43, archived)
# ^this
i think he should just get it all out of his system with an hour long Captain Jack Bum-love Special. Nothing but sweaty hairy man arse girating about.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:35, archived)
# I'm up for that.
Mmmmmm, Ianto.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:36, archived)
# i'd watch, it'd be better than Eastenders anyway
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Int that the truth.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:39, archived)
# That is the First episode: series 3 of Torchwood sorted then.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:36, archived)
# how much would you laugh if this was the truth
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Sadly R.T Davies
Lives up to my expectations every time
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:38, archived)
# applaud in the knowledge
davis stepped down today, guy taking over is one of the writers who did the angels episode :D
(JadeFalcon, Tue 20 May 2008, 19:40, archived)
# ^ What the magic of chutney said x 5
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Hahahaha
What channel is Cow Hotrod on? That would be awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Five US
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:35, archived)
# *sets dvd recorder*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Five
along with Marmot Squad

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Brilliant!
* major league Office LOL*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Channel 5 just bought the first 2 seasons....
*giggles to self*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Hahahaha so it seems!
Mega-channel 5 mindpiss!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:37, archived)
# That is some monster mindpissage going on there^^^^
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:38, archived)
# :)
How to Cord:

A series detailing the alien practice of "cording", as presented by a small team of over-sexed nonsenses with barely a personality to share between them. You'll be taught how to use alien cording machines. Well, just the one machine, as the budget and imagination doesn't stretch to more than the one piece of alien technology over two whole series. Each hour-long episode will feature two minutes fifteen seconds of instruction, with the rest of the programme being taken up by the presenters going all bisexual and sexing each other up.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Pitch That Idea!!!
Right Now!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:49, archived)
# hahaha
MONKEY TENNIS
YOUTH HOSTELING WITH CHRIS EUBANK

edit: aaaaargh mindpiss
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:35, archived)
# hahaha
Hoot Crowd sounds great!
(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:35, archived)
# I love the idea of the half cow half potato...
I'd definitely watch that.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:38, archived)