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# Yes but you're moist and supple and succulent and lovely and divine.
In fact there could be a serious trouser engoring problem just having you and your breasts in the same room at the same time.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:08, archived)
# but me and my tits are always in the same room.
unless i stand in the doorway and lean forward a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:09, archived)
# "We were thinking of doing up the spare room."
"No, a womb."
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:11, archived)
# haha.
you still up for getting hitched?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Of course.
But only if you rub my shoulders occasionally when I am stressed out.

And let me sleep with men.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:14, archived)
# aww i'd love nothing more than to rub your shoulders.
and you can sleep with men if i can as well.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:18, archived)
# Only if they are young nubile men.
Also no-one has ever omitted that they would like to rub my shoulders, this turn of events worries and arouses me.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:23, archived)
# worries you? oh bugger :(
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:26, archived)
# It is rather.
Who would want to rub my shoulders?
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:28, archived)