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[challenge entry] Another one I did ages ago
Remember back in 2004, there was all that kerfuffle when Janet Jackson accidentally flashed one of her tits at the Superbowl half-time show? In 2005, the organisers wanted to avoid such controversy by hiring a very uncontroversial singer such as Paul McCartney for the half-time show. However, things took an unexpected turn when they realised he had a 'mutation'.

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From the Celebrity Mutants challenge. See all 450 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:56, archived)
# oh now you're in for it
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:57, archived)
# isn't that
what you're supposed to do for nsfw pictures?
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:00, archived)
# yes,
but he has posted 3 threads in very quick succession. best to put them all in one thread to keep people happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:03, archived)
# pssst, just a heads up.
If you've got several, put 'em all in the same thread. It'll save you being ripped a new one in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:58, archived)
# Don't worry
that's my last for this compo.
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:59, archived)
# thunderbirds are GO!!!
dun dun dun dun dun dun.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:59, archived)
# What?
80's chocolate bar?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:01, archived)
# *Harmonicas*


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 20 May 2008, 21:01, archived)
# 54321
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:04, archived)
# Didn't take long to find...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lR5iuY5RZ1w
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 20 May 2008, 21:06, archived)
# no I meant 12345:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Also NSFW
www.b3tards.com/u/3baec04fb1b0be6e2d31/lovesexy.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:58, archived)
# Needs more colour matching
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:59, archived)
# He doesn't get 'em out much
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:02, archived)
# Pffft.
Good perspective match though.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:03, archived)
# It was hell trying to find that pair.....
:P
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:10, archived)
# "Tits, tits everywhere, and not a bit for wank."
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:14, archived)
# What kind of colour matching algorithm are you using?
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:17, archived)
# I think on that I just changed the brightness
it was just a Q&D for the Prince compo.

(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:21, archived)
# Carefull........
its a well known fact that Prince browses the b3ta images, and he likes to sue when he finds pictures of himself....
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:30, archived)
#
sue wank
(I helped save b3ta! Supergyrations, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:44, archived)
# my right tit is better than paul mccartney! HURRAH
so's my left one.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:58, archived)
# Your tits can write music?
Laudable.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:00, archived)
# haha i just clicked "i like this"
pft. and yes they can.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:01, archived)
# I think I am beginning to like your tits.
Can I get their number?

(Don't just say 1 and 2)
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:04, archived)
# but the only problem with that is..they come with me attached
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:05, archived)
# And I must say,
no-one wants that ;)

Well apart from me but I'm mental ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:06, archived)
# exactly. noone wants me except mantal types!
and even some of them don't want me

OH FUCKING WOE IS ME
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:07, archived)
# I want you :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:11, archived)
# why?
you really are mental.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:12, archived)
# *No Im not!*
Here is a video of me to prove it!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHbiYRAid1s&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:16, archived)
# Yes but you're moist and supple and succulent and lovely and divine.
In fact there could be a serious trouser engoring problem just having you and your breasts in the same room at the same time.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:08, archived)
# but me and my tits are always in the same room.
unless i stand in the doorway and lean forward a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:09, archived)
# "We were thinking of doing up the spare room."
"No, a womb."
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:11, archived)
# haha.
you still up for getting hitched?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Of course.
But only if you rub my shoulders occasionally when I am stressed out.

And let me sleep with men.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:14, archived)
# aww i'd love nothing more than to rub your shoulders.
and you can sleep with men if i can as well.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:18, archived)
# Only if they are young nubile men.
Also no-one has ever omitted that they would like to rub my shoulders, this turn of events worries and arouses me.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:23, archived)
# worries you? oh bugger :(
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:26, archived)
# It is rather.
Who would want to rub my shoulders?
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:28, archived)
# I'm pretty sure they'd make me sing!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 20 May 2008, 21:02, archived)
# What, at gunpoint?
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:03, archived)
# I was thinking more at nipple point.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 20 May 2008, 21:09, archived)
# After getting his new album free with the mail
I can say it wouldn't take much to beat him these days.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:14, archived)
# Seriously,
could you just fuck off now?

I have tried being nice to you, but now youre just acting like an utter cunt.

My apologies for my language to anyone other than the poster who I may offend.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:58, archived)
# YOU FUCKING CALL THAT FUCKING BAD LANGUAGE YOU FUCKING CUNTY FLAP BADGERY TWAT FACED FUCKWIT?
THATS NOTHING..GET A LOAD OF THIS...


POO! WILLY! BUM!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:00, archived)
# Oi Dolly!
Get the fucking polaroid you cunt!

And do you know what?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:01, archived)
# you kicked her in the cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:03, archived)
# I fucking kicked her in the cunt for half a fucking hour and
I told her to get a fucking Polaroid of that!

And do you know what?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:09, archived)
# For fuck's sake
how the fuck would anybody on this fucking board be fucking offended by the word 'fuck' given all the fucking uses of fuck that get fucking used regularly here in Fuckville?

Now, the word 'cunt'...well THAT'S another matter.

/stomps off offended.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:24, archived)
# See that big thing marked door?
I'm just going to invoke the way of the puppies by doing this...

...
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:59, archived)
# Are all your replies gonna contain Big Train vidage?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:01, archived)
# Cany you think of anything better?
huh?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:03, archived)
# Yes,
Jam was better ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:13, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:02, archived)
# What's the shiny background?
goatse?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:05, archived)
#
zootcadillac.deviantart.com/art/Grassland-Samurai-58067210
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:08, archived)
# Oooh.
I'm sure I've seen you post that without the background.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:13, archived)
# lo cuntalorum!
not sure how to woo a fail ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:09, archived)
# Your gif is not vista friendly.
(lickmyballsandscrotum, Wed 21 May 2008, 0:02, archived)
# BAND ON THE RUN...
His music is shite [Y]
(Pax Psychosis It's not rape if you shout surprise !, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:03, archived)