
Four guys, your choice of stretchy lady.
Failing that I say apocalyptic- greys and oranges.
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Tue 20 May 2008, 21:45,
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Failing that I say apocalyptic- greys and oranges.

Yeah - I think you're right - it needs fucking right into orbit instead.
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Tue 20 May 2008, 21:48,
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enforceable with raised eyebrow and patented Serious Look.
I demand nakedity or some sort of Viking attire.
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Tue 20 May 2008, 21:51,
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I demand nakedity or some sort of Viking attire.

You know I'm bald. All I have left is nudity ( and moobs ).
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Tue 20 May 2008, 22:03,
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(and something to put on yr head, badumtsssh)
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Tue 20 May 2008, 22:05,
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You're not swanning up in your pipe and slippers so you can Terry Thomas about set and get all my makeup and hair girls in a lather. Oh no sir.
My set, my rules *points* and you will do as you are told.
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Tue 20 May 2008, 22:09,
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My set, my rules *points* and you will do as you are told.

I really am more Terry Thomas than Harald Hardradasson these days.
Permission to smoke please? You said pipe and I've not smoked in 11 days.
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Tue 20 May 2008, 22:14,
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Permission to smoke please? You said pipe and I've not smoked in 11 days.

You may.
However between each drag you must remind yourself that this is a privilege, not a right.
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Tue 20 May 2008, 22:16,
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However between each drag you must remind yourself that this is a privilege, not a right.

waiting for the teenage russian girl to release her coffee enema over his lapels
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