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# Ah, such a thing is ungooglable.
But to those in the know, it is something of wonder and excitement. Not often you get a bacon sarnie thrust at you by an extremely big man with a mohawk.
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:56, archived)
# ahh..
I see
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:58, archived)
# What have I let myself into
cooking about 90 rashers of bacon with a hang over!
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:59, archived)
# EXCITED
Gleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:01, archived)
# so you're making yourself breakfast, big deal
imagine how many rashers you'll need for the bash :)
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:01, archived)
# You're a veggie aren't you?
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:02, archived)
# wash your dirty mouth out
for breakfast i'm looking at 4 rasher of bacon, 3 sausages and two eggs, with some toast as decoration :)
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:05, archived)
# Oh, there's one veggie coming
As long as I have food for them, they can identify themselves descreely if need be:P
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:15, archived)
# i better not see any bean burgers on that barbie
i can do strange and terrible things when i sight a bean burger. t'ain't right t'ain't natural
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:17, archived)
# ahhhhhhh..
Im seeing the light.
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:01, archived)
# Oh I'm going to be useless in the morning.
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:01, archived)
# I@m saying nothing:P
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:02, archived)
# Yes, I'm aware I'm not much use normally.
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:03, archived)
# as long as my use is swearing and complaining i'll be useful
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:06, archived)
# Hah, you can sit next to me then
we shall be grumpy together.
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:08, archived)
# yay
we'll be like Waldorf and Stadler :)

"what your favourite part of the show?"
"the END!"

"hey, this episode wasn't half bad"
"no, it was all bad!"
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:10, archived)
# Hahaha, I was thinking exactly that!
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:12, archived)
# a pair of grumpy old jews, imgaine that :)
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:16, archived)
# I apologise if I oy.
I do quite a lot in the mornings, just going to show that I am definitely the product of my entire family raising me, grandparents included.
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:19, archived)
# haha
i Oy quite a lot actually. especially in the morning, in fact i tend to " oy oy oy oy"
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:23, archived)
# Do you also participate in the great kosher activity
of grumbling to yourself under your breath which shambling about in the morning?
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:25, archived)
# "i have to climb stairs now? oy, with my back? and this head? i shouldn't grumble i know but i'm not getting any younger"
"where's the coffee? now they hide my damn coffee? didn't their mothers bring the up right?"
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:28, archived)
# Who left this here?
Oh, so I'm meant to wash up all the spoons again, am I? Why is this teatowel wet? Why haven't you opened the curtains? It's too bright in here, why haven't you shut the curtains? That telly's too loud. I can't hear the news, turn the television up.
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:30, archived)
# its gonna be fun complaining with you
shit buckets i need to hand in an essay, in a bit
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Off you pop then, chicken.
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:34, archived)
# I'll bring the codeine!
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:07, archived)
# Pfft, spliff and a coffee.
Although I shall have some of my big codeine for if my legs decide to give up.
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:08, archived)
# bangin
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:10, archived)
# Yo yo yo
are you Westwood?

Sorry, DA BIG DOG?
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:13, archived)
# drop the bomb my dad's a bishop
and i'm 50
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:18, archived)
# You're looking fucking great for 50, westwood.
And I do like that ponytail on you. Nice to see you've become something other than a long streak of piss, also.
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Thanks
i also stopped listening to all that hip-hop nonsense and now only wear Jeans and a black tee shirts instead of tracksuits and that.
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:36, archived)
# Much better.
You snazzy mother.
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:38, archived)
# also, beads not bling
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Good boy!
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:43, archived)